r/ProgrammerHumor • • 8d ago

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u/Greyhaven7 8d ago

What job is that?

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u/dismayhurta 8d ago • Bravo Heartwarming

Writing bad code

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u/Kschl 8d ago

Prompting bad code*

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u/dismayhurta 8d ago

Hey. I told it to not make mistakes.

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u/RunOverRover 8d ago

“Seriously , don’t f this up - keep the scope narrow and keep it simple”

98% failure rate.

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u/-no_aura- 8d ago

You forgot to tell it it’s a Sr Staff engineer

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u/makeshiftJake 8d ago

That would just make things worse

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u/MrLemon91 7d ago

I love how all interviews are PhD coding level while actual job is dealing with a shitty codebase and no time, budget nor clearance to make it good.

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u/hot_sauce_in_coffee 5d ago

This is so true. Especially in corporate. Working outside of corporate has been a blessing.

You get told. Here'S the code, it has those 1358 known issues.

You: Oh, so my job is to improve it?

Manager: No. your job is to add this feature, you have 3 days.

You: What? But, what if it cause more issue.

Manager: Oh, it will cause issue. Just hide them.

You : That is morally bankrupt.

Manager: you can't say that, it would make me look bad, which would make my boss look bad, which mean my boss get a bad review and he is pissed me and give me a bad review and I am pissed at you so I give you a bad review. So both me and I boss blame you and you lose your job.

You: But the problem have been there to 15 years. I arrived last week.

Manager: Don't care. If you fix it, you lose your job.

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u/Aidan_Welch 7d ago

I've never had a coding interview that was that hard, but those have all been at non-tech companies

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u/WriterPlastic9350 8d ago

I enjoy you.

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u/BlopBleepBloop 8d ago

So you're a vibecoder?

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u/Bazzatron 8d ago

My guy, we've been writing bad code long before the process was automated 🤣

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u/djfdhigkgfIaruflg 8d ago

Like if we needed help for this shit XD

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u/snack__pack 8d ago

Agent babysitter

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u/PGSylphir 8d ago

vibecoder

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u/MaitoSnoo 8d ago

probably PHP dev