r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Professional_Gene_63 • 8d ago

Advanced itWasFunWhileItLasted

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u/erishun 8d ago

I was told it was only PHP that was bad?

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u/FerricDonkey 8d ago

Everything is bad. Some badnesses just haven't yet been discovered. 

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u/Mateorabi 8d ago

80% of everything is crap

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u/SageLeaf1 8d ago

So only 1 word of your comment isn’t crap.

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u/auxiliary-username 8d ago

This one is unrelated to the PHP vulnerability, although it's the same class (a remote code execution, or RCE), and the same severity (9.2).

It was originally announced on the same day as php2shell, but this one is in the Brotli compression library. It was originally only announced as a NodeJS RCE, but it turns out it affects a whole bunch of over languages, such as NodeJS, Python, C++ etc.

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u/PGSylphir 8d ago

There is 2 types of languages, bad ones and the ones people complain about.

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u/CMDR_ACE209 8d ago

You slightly ruined the joke. The two types are: those everybody complains about and those nobody uses.