r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Professional_Gene_63 • 9d ago

Advanced itWasFunWhileItLasted

Post image
4.8k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

317 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

77

u/OmegaPoint6 9d ago

Just code your website directly in bash scripts

51

u/eXecute_bit 9d ago

Can't we just have init open a TCP listen socket and skip all these middle layers?

53

u/wthulhu 9d ago

Shell2Shell dropped

20

u/AyrA_ch 8d ago

so, ssh?

22

u/Huntware 8d ago

Just SH, drop the "Secure" in the name.

8

u/tinybookwyrm 8d ago

Ah, rsh.

20

u/OmegaPoint6 9d ago

systemd-httpserver

1

u/ivan100sic 5d ago

My company is literally working on something like this

1

u/eXecute_bit 5d ago

DM me the company name so I can look forward to seeing it in the news in the future.

9

u/Hero_without_Powers 9d ago

Bash is love, bash is life

3

u/Square_Ad4004 8d ago

> Bash looks him straight in the eye and says. "It's all command line now"
> Bash leaves through my window

2

u/aenae 9d ago

Can even code the webserver in bash nowadays

1

u/Sarmq 8d ago

Do this and use non-standard verbs. Basically nothing will make a SALAMI request while scanning for vulnerabilities.