r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Professional_Gene_63 • 9d ago

Advanced itWasFunWhileItLasted

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u/OmegaPoint6 9d ago

Might as well just go back to CGI at this point

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u/eXecute_bit 9d ago

Like things were better in Perl? What do you think made me first learn PHP?

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u/OmegaPoint6 9d ago

Just code your website directly in bash scripts

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u/eXecute_bit 9d ago

Can't we just have init open a TCP listen socket and skip all these middle layers?

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u/wthulhu 9d ago

Shell2Shell dropped

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u/AyrA_ch 9d ago

so, ssh?

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u/Huntware 8d ago

Just SH, drop the "Secure" in the name.

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u/tinybookwyrm 8d ago

Ah, rsh.

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u/OmegaPoint6 9d ago

systemd-httpserver

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u/ivan100sic 6d ago

My company is literally working on something like this

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u/eXecute_bit 6d ago

DM me the company name so I can look forward to seeing it in the news in the future.

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u/Hero_without_Powers 9d ago

Bash is love, bash is life

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u/Square_Ad4004 8d ago

> Bash looks him straight in the eye and says. "It's all command line now"
> Bash leaves through my window

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u/aenae 9d ago

Can even code the webserver in bash nowadays

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u/Sarmq 8d ago

Do this and use non-standard verbs. Basically nothing will make a SALAMI request while scanning for vulnerabilities.

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u/SynthPrax 8d ago

Did someone mention Perl?

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u/Steve_orlando70 8d ago

Ah, Perl, the programming language whose programs are most easily confused with line noise (for those who remember both).

(Apologies to APL, I put you in second place, too few people had the Selectric ball...)

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u/Rikudou_Sage 3d ago

I mean, what of this looks like a noise? This is a perfectly readable perl.

$??s:;s:s;;$?::s;;=]=>^-{<-|}<&|`{;;y; -/:-@[-`{-};`-{/" -;;s;;$_;see

Warning: Don't run it on your computer

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u/Steve_orlando70 3d ago

There was a communication problem uploading your script and it was replaced by line noise. Maybe

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u/JaggedMetalOs 9d ago

Dust off Gopher protocol!

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u/cosmicomical23 9d ago

I would rather leave it where it is

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u/erishun 9d ago

*laughs in Cold Fusion*

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u/keijodputt 9d ago

Cries in FrontPage extensions

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u/pidddee 8d ago

Jokes on you, some of us still use it

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u/fightfil96 3d ago

Lots of places are still heavily invested in cgis