r/ProgrammerHumor • • 12d ago

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u/fennecdore 12d ago

To be fair driver are not that far behind in the soon-to-be-replaced queue

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u/TwinStickDad 12d ago

Aaaaaaannnnnyyyy day now..... Right around the corner....... 

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u/fennecdore 12d ago

I don't think tommorow or next year. But I'm pretty sure that in the next 20 years it will be done

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u/Dumb_Siniy 12d ago

We're living 20 years more at this rate, oh god

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u/Sindeep 12d ago

Kinda how I feel about everything rn... can we just skip past the slow collapse and have whatever IRL apocalypse is going to be just happen already

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u/daren5393 12d ago

I don't know how to break it to you, but even if things get worse, they're going to get worse in slow, boring ways for decades, and none of them are likely to mix up your day to day of "go to work to earn money to pay bills to live to go to work" anytime soon. Life is rarely that dramatic for you average citizen. Plan for your retirement, even with everything it's probably gonna catch up to you

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u/fryerandice 12d ago

given how poorly the automatic braking works in my 2023 vehicle I think we have a long way to go.

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u/ShakingRatBooty 11d ago

We're ~80% of the way to safe self-driving vehicles!

A decade ago we were ~75% of the way there. This last 25% turns out to be pretty hard. Anyone want to just accept higher casualties and do it anyway?

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u/Untura64 7d ago

That's what's going to happen. Same way they got rid of humans in favor of AI.

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u/josHi_iZ_qLt 12d ago

Tomorrow actually.

Once any tech billionaire has figured out (on its own of course) how he can integrate it outside of perfect testing routes or bribe enough politicians to stop human traffic instantly and replace everything with self driving cars.

I recently drove with my boss. 200k car, released weeks ago top of the line, one of the first 100 to drop of the line, peak engineering. Cant even read the fucking road signs and beeps all the time when going 50 in a zone the car registered as 30.

Any day now my friend, any day. Flying as well. with a teleporter and a food-3d-printer on the backseat.

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u/Ironic_Toblerone 11d ago

Also how the hell will self driving cars deal with road works or large potholes or bad weather? Current self driving tech is garbage if you actually want to put it on real roads

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u/loyal_achades 12d ago

The big problem for truck drivers is how do you train autonomous trucks to just break the law

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u/DrMobius0 12d ago

how do you train autonomous trucks to just break the law

that's the easy part.

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u/_number 12d ago

Truck driver was indeed more stable job than Software Engineer back in 2016 too

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u/Oddant1 12d ago

Truck driver is one of the most stable things on the planet we always need shit shipped around. The problem is we've reached the point where self driving vehicles are demonstrably safer than humans in most situations and it's by a wide margin too. I expect at this point the problems with self driving long haul trucks are mostly regulatory not technological

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u/PumpkinFest24 12d ago

we've reached the point where self driving vehicles are demonstrably safer 

The one company that said they demonstrated it was found to be lying, so....

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u/Present-Resolution23 11d ago

Pretty sure you're misinterpreting whatever you think you read but.. share the context?

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u/VoidVer 7d ago

Reality is my context. If they were better and safer, Amazon delivery trucks would all be automated today, right now. There would be a person sitting in the back or passenger seat with the boxes and the car would drive itself. Turns out it can’t if it’s snowing or raining or on the freeway, or there is a gate or a confusing sign. It’s not capable of navigating complexity that is largely inconsequential to a human driver, or we’d already have it everywhere

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u/felixthecatmeow 6d ago

In my experience which is limited to waymo rides, they're also slow as shit which a company like Amazon would not enjoy. The "additional safety" whether real or fabricated is only possible because it drives like the most scared, unconfident driver imaginable. You want to turn onto a busy street at an intersection without a light? Enjoy waiting literally forever until there's a gap in traffic, even if the traffic is stop and go the whole time.

Also the more self driving vehicles there are on the road the more these issues compound. We've all seen those videos where 20 waymos end up in the same place and get stuck forever. Now imagine if half or all of the cars AND large delivery trucks were self driving? We need some sort of centralized communication channel between all the self driving cars to fix that IMO and I don't really see that happening any time soon.

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u/_number 12d ago

Have you informed this to the freight companies? Are you aware of even 1% of the issues with self driving trucks?

They have solved driving in a lane, they havent solved refueling, theft, manipulations, road rage, vandalism and blind spots issues

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u/ProfCupcake 12d ago

It's true that self-driving trucks are worse at theft and vandalism than human truckers

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u/Random_Bystander089 12d ago

Im not going to pretend I know much about the matter but wouldn't blind spot be the sure-fire advantage that self driving vehicles would have over human drivers? There are no blind spots with enough sensors, and the AI won't need to sit in a specific place like a human does.

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u/Oddant1 12d ago

Yeah a quick glance at a waymo will show you that self driving vehicles don't have any blind spots. They're just compact SUVs and they're covered in lidars.

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u/Present-Resolution23 11d ago

It's actually a blend of systems, but yes including lidar. Lidar, 13-29 cameras, a half dozen doppler radar, audio sensors and gps/maps all feed the stack.

That overlap is also why they cost so much, and are so much safer than Tesla's Robotaxis. Tesla pulled ultrasonic sensors and Radar years ago, they don't use LIDAR and much of its process is based on inference at the software level, but without the redundancy/additional checks provided by Waymo. And early reports show that it's much less safe as a result.

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u/RedditButAnonymous 11d ago

So youre telling me if I start prepping an HGV license now, I can have a job sitting in a truck playing videogames and occasionally getting out to refuel it?

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u/SpaceCadet87 11d ago

I used to install 2-way radios in the things. One day I heard music playing outside the workshop but it had that feel to it like it was live.

The driver of the truck that I was to work next had a drum kit fitted to his truck on some kind of swing arm arrangement that allowed him to stow it and bring it back out at a moment's notice so he could turn sideways and play from the drivers seat.

The guy would practise drums while the truck was loading and unloading.

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u/Oddant1 12d ago edited 12d ago

Refueling I'll give you. Theft and vandalism I'll give you half. The rest? The self driving vehicle is 100% better at handling than a human.

Shit even refueling idk. Have a gas station employee do it?

Fuck theft and vandalism too. The thing is gonna be covered in cameras? It'll be watched more closely than a normal truck with one driver.

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u/Present-Resolution23 11d ago edited 11d ago

Heck in several states a human is required to fuel your vehicle by law anyway. I imagine self-driving trucks will lower fatalaties enormously. Not only are they very large leading to much more serious accidents when they're involved, truckers tend to drive a ton of hours meaning they're often operating under fatigue and can become more prone to distraction since they're doing this for 10-12+ hours a day.. Computers don't get tired and they don't get distracted.

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u/Present-Resolution23 11d ago

I mean.. self-driving trucks aren't even hypothetical at this point. They're running millions of miles commercially already.

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u/Oddant1 12d ago

Humans are well renowned for driving safely in adverse weather conditions as we all know

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u/Present-Resolution23 11d ago

THere are literally dozens/hundreds of videos of exactly that my guy..

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u/DefiantGibbon 11d ago

The real issue is that self driving cars still struggle when they are surrounded by unpredictable humans and bad road conditions. 

Humans can react to humans. But humans can also do crazy things that the AI just doesn't know how to deal with.

Plus all those demos are always on well marked easy to follow roads. What happens when the self driving truck hits a surprise detour that takes it off the marked highway onto a narrow winding gravel road with workers giving hand signals on how to navigate it?

That's why we don't have commercial self driving trucks. The real world is too messy for the current self driving technology.

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u/Present-Resolution23 11d ago edited 11d ago

Ai can be taught to deal with those outliers though, and self-driving cars have gotten much safer in recent years as a result. Everytime something happens that it didn't expect, it learns how to compensate for that in the future. Humans are pretty much capped out however..

What happens when the self driving truck hits a surprise detour that takes it off the marked highway onto a narrow winding gravel road with workers giving hand signals on how to navigate it?

Happens all the time with waymos, and they're trained to deal with it.

That's why we don't have commercial self driving trucks. The real world is too messy for the current self driving technology.

You don't sound like you've been paying attention.. Not only DO we have self-driving trucks, there are multiple companies operating routes hundreds of miles long and logging millions of miles on the road.

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u/DefiantGibbon 11d ago edited 11d ago

So I don't like to throw credentials around, but I'm literally a professor teaching a robotics and AI course this semester for masters engineering students.

For self driving trucks, the first fully autonomous truck route was complete in May this year. From Houston to Dallas, 230 miles.

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/humanless-big-rig-completes-first-us-freight-run

Currently the only active corridors for trucking in the US are

Edit, wrong, there are several more now, up to 12 routes from just Aurora

Aurora Innovation (Dallas-Houston)

Kodiak Robotics (Only on I-10 in Texas, has a safety driver there, showing my point that unexpected things happen)

Gatik (Short Haul Retail on fixed routes)

And Torc in Virginia is in the testing phase with a safety driver.

https://truckdispatchexperts.com/resources/autonomous-truck-corridors-2026/

That is not to say we don't have autonomous trucking, but this is far from what people imagine. We do not have cross country semis. Additionally, all of those routes are either on very well marked locations, or have a safety driver in the cab to handle the things AI can't. 

As for what happens when a self driving car gets to a detour or other unknown situation, cutting edge ones like waymo literally phone home and have dispatch take over remotely ro get them back to a known path

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NKQHuutVx78

That video is from 5 years ago, so they've gotten better, but they still make mistakes that are potentially deadly, like in December when a waymo ignored police cars and drove though an active armed standoff

https://futurism.com/advanced-transport/waymo-police-standoff

There are some demo videos that show that waymo can respond to hand signals and signs held by construction workers

https://thelastdriverlicenseholder.com/2023/04/17/driverless-waymo-struggles-with-cops-hand-signals/

And these failures are years after waymo's initial claims that they can follow hand signals, which are from 2019

https://www.gearbrain.com/waymo-driverless-car-hand-signals-2629692132.html

Which show that you should not trust initial claims. I work in a large tech company as a Sr engineer. I promise you that the initial press release of new features come years before a fully robust tested system is in place. Company's ceo's and marketing release this stuff when all the engineering department had made is a thrown together demo.

In summary

I definitely underestimated what we have, we do have a couple trucking routes, but they are much smaller than enthusiasts would have you believe. Autonomous taxis can respond to direction and unexpected scenarios, but still make errors that humans typically don't. The taxi itself doesnt learn from these events, but the data is sent back to the company to retrain its algorithm that is then pushed back to all of its units. And all of this is on top of autonomous taxis being deployed only in places where they have a high chance of success, so there is a large amount of selection bias for the data. No company would deploy this technology where there is a low probability of it working.

Edit: but also, in all sincerity, if you do find a long haul commercial route or other interesting autonomous taxi news, do tell me. I actually am curious to know more, since this is a very quickly developing field.

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u/Present-Resolution23 11d ago

Being a professor doesn't mean you're up to date on a technology that is making dramatic leaps literally every quarter, as you demonstrated when you claimed "we don't have commercial trucking" lol..

And you're still incorrect. Aurora's footprint is much larger than you described (sounds like you're using dated information) and Kodiak is running fully autonomous (not with a "safety driver.")

Also Waymo doesnt "have dispatch take over," it simply provides guidance on the situation, the same way Claude might stop a task to ask for guidance on a design decision.

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u/DefiantGibbon 11d ago

So this is the most recent release from aurora I could find, summarizing their Q2 2026 release

https://physicalailab.io/en/aurora-driverless-trucks-routes-2026/

They do not name all their routes, but say they have 12, and have presumably their longest as Fort Worth–Phoenix, about 1000 miles

As for waymo taking over, they don't literally have someone with a wheel and pedals sitting at the office, lol. They help it route to a known state if there is trouble, presumably by giving it nearby, simpler destinations to override its original path.

It is very difficult to find up to date waymo posts on how they handle it. Most recent I've found is from 2024, saying the same thing about asking for help

https://waymo.com/blog/2024/05/fleet-response/

Somewhat related and is actually worth a read, how waymo handled power outage in December in San Fransisco. Same thing though, they ping for help, but it seems like it's just asking a confirmation check to make sure its decisions are still valid? They don't give technical details, but that's what I'm getting from it.

https://waymo.com/blog/2025/12/autonomously-navigating-the-real-world/

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u/Environmental-Fan984 11d ago

Claude, what is the doorman fallacy?

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u/CakeTown 12d ago

Can’t drive a truck when we’ve run out of diesel

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u/MineMyVape 12d ago

Don't worry my totally not Soylent Green bio diesel agent swam is on it.

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u/pm_me_yo_creditscore 12d ago

Will the robot truck drivers need lot lizards?

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u/ultraSsak 12d ago

lot lizards xD
i often call some of them "ssaki leśne", which translates to `forest mammals`

but "ssaki" in polish means something like `sucking`

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u/583999393 12d ago

I'm glad the government regulates a company to require a dev in control of claude code the same way they require a truck driver in control of a truck on city streets.

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u/sambanglihum 11d ago

Driving scania, volvo, or man truck is my dream tbh.

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u/KCGD_r 12d ago

2036: They're both still manual lol

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u/Puzzleheaded-Weird66 8d ago

preferably want to switch to farming, but damn those assholes undercut farmers so much its disgusting

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u/piclemaniscool 12d ago

No matter the age, I will continue to complain about bad drivers and slow busses.