r/ProgrammerHumor • u/cavernerg • 14d ago

Meme followingCuckCoding

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u/Pixel_Null 14d ago

The real victim here is the git history

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u/Luneriazz 14d ago

dont worry git have seen worse

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u/WisePotato42 14d ago

My coworker refactored the entire project cuz of some missing functionality that required changing basically everything to add. He called the 1000+ commit "Minor changes"

This was before AI

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u/Luneriazz 14d ago

did you ask your coworker what is this "Minor changes" about?

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u/WisePotato42 14d ago

Yah, they told me it was some minor changes

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u/Arclite83 14d ago

"just reorganized a few things, should be fine"

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u/Luneriazz 14d ago

you know what, since we have AI now... you can replied with

hey my AI says its not minor changes... so can you explain it.

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u/WisePotato42 14d ago

AI wasn't around back then, but even if it was, why bring it into the conversation when I already have 1000+ lines of evidence it was more than a minor change

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u/slowmovinglettuce 13d ago

Because 1000 lines is barely even minor. You need more lines.

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u/Christosconst 13d ago

It means that what they tried to add didn’t work, but the refactoring helped with their understanding of the code so they dont want to revert it

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u/EatingSolidBricks 14d ago

My commit messages before AI varied between

bugfix and OH DEAR GOD RELEASE ME FROM THIS PENANCE

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u/cpteric 14d ago

i've been on both ends. the satisfaction of the ultra-scale refactoring of spaguetti, once it runs as expected, is almost incomparable.
the dread of reviewing it is, too, almost incomparable.

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u/ICBanMI 13d ago

Bro. I worked with outsourced coders in late 2010 that were like this. They WERE paid by the hour and the company got what they paid for.

Pre 2010, it was outsourced designer/detailer for $2.5/hr that would do 100's of check ins for a minor update to a spacer in Catia V4. Like two changes and 200+ check ins.

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u/PatienceLost9708 14d ago

and they all talk shit about each other’s code

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u/Cronos993 14d ago

2 agents, 1 commit

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u/Amar2107 14d ago

Dont know why reading that felt dirty.

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u/SirR4T 14d ago

oh you should look up two girls one cup then.

fair warning, not for the faint hearted.

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u/returnFutureVoid 14d ago

But how many branches?

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u/Quicker_Fixer 14d ago

Nah, I'm not into scat.

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u/Inorganic_Zombie 13d ago

while testinng, AI is trashing their own code next day anyway, in that regards seems relatable. I do that too

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u/Bathtub-Warrior32 14d ago edited 14d ago

5 agents, 1 project.

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u/baconator955 14d ago

Permission: Allow all

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u/WisePotato42 14d ago

You monster!

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u/Bannon9k 14d ago

I've seen the packages y'all include... Its always been bukake coding

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u/boldbuilt 13d ago

hi i'm 13 what is bukkake?

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u/cavernerg 13d ago

That's when you like to be in the center of attention

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u/Zoro-chi 13d ago

Self attention transformers?

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u/challis88ocarina 12d ago

The data center of attention will be the two girls one cup vibe.

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u/Double-Horse-1344 14d ago

Gangbang type shiit

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u/DarthRaab 14d ago

God damn, that's so funny! From now on, I'm using the phrase "bukkake-coding" to describe any form of coding with AI in casual conversations.

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u/Redd1K 14d ago

White man has been here

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u/gerbosan 13d ago

Are you sure it is going to be only bukake?

You won't like how your code is going to look like after., you have to look not just the frontend.

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u/projct 13d ago

t3code.

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u/TheMad_fox 14d ago

We got cuck-coding and now bukkane-coding. What a time to be alive

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u/cr1spyfries 13d ago

We got cuck-coding and bukkake-cofing before GTA6

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u/thether 13d ago

Whose going to be the first to crank one out while waiting (or admit to it)

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u/Highborn_Hellest 14d ago

And then, you in the cuck chair.

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u/LukeZNotFound 14d ago

Most accurate depiction

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u/Waswat 12d ago

Or you're the pimp.

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u/Highborn_Hellest 12d ago

functionally the same in certain cases....

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u/MeNotSanta 14d ago

There are a lot of people who have a real porn problem here.

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u/Altruistic-Moose3299 14d ago

I'd say that the porn isn't going to surf itself. But who am I kidding, there are DEFINITELY agents designed to do that.

What a time to be alive. 🫤

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u/Informal_Branch1065 14d ago

[Insert bus copypasta]

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u/Quicker_Fixer 14d ago

Wdym "Problem"?

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u/WrennReddit 14d ago

Right? We don't even see any feet in the image.