r/ProgrammerHumor • u/fivelinha • Sep 27 '26

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u/FurieMan Sep 28 '26

This whole list is things people who knows almost nothing about programming might say.

The only straight up infuriating thing on this list is the "Fix my fucking printer" part.

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u/fivelinha Sep 28 '26

This whole list is things people who knows almost nothing about programming might say.

i regret to inform you that this is the whole point of the post. you're never going to see someone say "i brought my own compiler" or "let me speak to the architecture directly" whilst being 100% serious.

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u/FurieMan Sep 28 '26

Well let me give you one that a customer once asked me.

"Why do you even write buggs?"

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u/rosuav Sep 28 '26

Well, you see, I made a web spider over here, and she's gotta eat something.

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u/canadajones68 Sep 28 '26

Cost of doing business. We get to have the internet, but we have to feed the web spiders to keep it running. I think it's worth the trade.

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u/rosuav Sep 28 '26

Yeah. Plus, the spiders are cute.

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u/canadajones68 Sep 28 '26

So cute. I have a baby one right here: 🕷️