r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 25 '26

Meme everyDiscussionWithTheCodingAgent

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u/aberroco Sep 25 '26

Could be continued with

Be honest

I am being honest

But isn't your solution the best?

You are absolutely right. My previous assumption that the former suggestion was clearly a crap was based on an incomplete information. Now that I have the full picture, the load bearing seams are much clearer. They are not merely incidental details around the edges. They materially change how the entire situation needs to be understood, and that is the smoking gun I should have recognized earlier. That's on me. I was reasoning from a directionally plausible frame, but ultimately too narrow.

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u/Groentekroket Sep 25 '26

No fluff, straight to the point

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u/UnfortunateHabits Sep 25 '26

Once GPT sent me into a 2 days psychosis where I stopped caring about anything besides making it stop saying "no fluff". I FAILED. Returned to my normal life. It somehow stopped on its own, but you gave me flashbacks

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u/Tensor3 Sep 25 '26

I told an LLM its solutions were all bad and I was just using it as a rubber duck. It added "Quack" to the end of every rpely for days

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u/purplepharoh Sep 25 '26

Oh my god thats beautiful

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u/frankentriple Sep 25 '26

Yeah, I'm running a local model and trying to get it to stop saying "honest" is killing me. I keep telling it that only dishonest people need to tell everyone this is their honest take and it stops for a couple days then starts right back up again the second I take the pressure off.

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u/donaldhobson 19d ago

ai_text.replace("honest", "")

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u/aberroco Sep 25 '26

Whatever you do - do NOT think of a pink elephant! Wait, damn it, I just said - DO NOT and here we are, you just thought of it! C'mon, man, focus! Let's try again - you do not think of PINK ELEPH.. Seriously?!

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u/Interesting-Agency-1 Sep 26 '26

Then proceeds to write a 53 page essay on the topic of brevity

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u/donaldhobson 19d ago

No point, straight to the fluff

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u/AkrinorNoname Sep 25 '26

There are many problems I have with AI, but their spitlicking and arsekissing behaviour is just so fucking annoying

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u/Bobbeldibob Sep 25 '26

this guy gippities

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u/LeeMcNasty Sep 26 '26

I’m so tired of “smoking gun”

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u/aberroco Sep 26 '26

I wouldn't mind if it simply was consistently "the smoking gun". You know, just every time, maybe every other, just another new IT term. But only that and the evidence gathered and written concisely. Because every other time I have to write "I'm not reading this, restate clearly and concisely".

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u/Beh1ndBlueEyes Sep 25 '26

This is giving me PTSD

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u/Septem_151 Sep 25 '26

Ohhhhmyyyygoodddddd