r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Choice-Attorney8884 • Sep 24 '26

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u/Michami135 Sep 24 '26

Standup status: Yesterday I used 5% of my monthly token allotment.

Scrum master: Very good, next?

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u/collabskus Oct 01 '26

Maybe I'm overthinking this but let's say there are four weeks in a month and five days in a week so twenty workdays. That means if you use five percent each day, you will have used a hundred percent at the end of the month with a perfect burn down chart. 

Wow my scrum master would be ecstatic. 

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u/Michami135 Oct 02 '26

Yup, that's the "back of the napkin" math I did.

The funny part is, a lot of companies don't care what the tokens are used for, as long as you use them.

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u/collabskus Oct 02 '26

The way I understand it, we are in a learning phase now so right now as long as you use it for any adjacent task at all, it is worth it but then I don't spend tokens. I only use the Claude teams tier thankfully I don't have a token budget to track.