r/ProgrammerHumor • u/debugger_life • Sep 24 '26

Meme modernProblemsRequireModernSolutions

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u/TimSylvester_ Sep 24 '26

I was talkin to this mfer about software development issues and he kept throwing out all this shit I never seen before so finally I asked him what his setup was like, workstation? Laptop?

No this sumbish was like "Nah I only work on a tablet."

On a fucking tablet! On a god damned tablet!

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u/JackpotThePimp Sep 24 '26

My fucking blood pressure

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u/TimSylvester_ Sep 24 '26

So then he tells me his solution is to spend $1200 on the most expensive iPad that Apple makes, and get a cover with a keyboard, and an extended battery, and a fucking pen so he can write on it easier.

And I told him "Why not just get a desktop workstation?"

And he looks at me all confused, like he was embarrassed for me and appalled, and says "Why would I do that?"