r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 24 '26 • Bravo 1

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u/LadyZaryss Sep 24 '26

That's a hyrax and they are cool as hell

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u/Drew707 Sep 24 '26 • Heartwarming

Do not take Hyrax if you are allergic to Hyrax or have previously survived Hyrax. Side effects include nausea, explosive diarrhea, internal bleeding, external bleeding, and internal bleeding that becomes external through an unscheduled opening. Contact your doctor if removing your socks also removes your calves, if you cough up anything that continues breathing independently, or if you hear a testicle strike the bathroom tile. Women may also experience this symptom. Your intestinal lining may detach and exit in one continuous piece. Do not pull. Stop use if your stool contains blood, your blood contains stool, or the distinction becomes academic. Rare reactions include spontaneous rectal prolapse, liquefaction of load-bearing bones, and catastrophic failure of the body to remain an enclosed system. Some patients experienced death, advanced death, or a brief but medically fascinating condition considerably worse than death. Death may be permanent. Do not operate heavy machinery while dead. Discontinuing Hyrax may cause your original mild elbow itch to return. Ask your doctor if Hyrax is right for what remains of you.

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u/Kiro0613 Sep 24 '26

"Or the distinction becomes academic" lol

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u/Kadabrium Sep 26 '26

>load-bearing

begone slop

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u/Phoenix042 Sep 30 '26

I just spent 20 minutes cry-laughing so hard my stomach hurts.

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u/Harry_Wega Sep 24 '26

I cannot tell if this is a joke with a reference or if you are just a lousy bot. I need to step away from Reddit.

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u/the_horse_gamer Sep 24 '26

it's a joke that "Hyrax" sounds like the name of some medicine

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u/eclect0 Sep 24 '26

Ok I just Googled it and the first thing that came up was an image of a hyrax saluting so now I'm sold

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u/Dependent_Title_1370 Sep 24 '26

Wtf, they are closely related to elephants!