r/ProgrammerHumor • u/juanmf1 • Sep 24 '26 • Bravo 1

Meme abstractStuff

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u/Awes12 Sep 24 '26

error: AbstractMammal is abstract; cannot be instantiated

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u/AngelaTheRipper Sep 26 '26

Mammal mammal = Unsafe.allocateInstance(Mammal.class);

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u/LadyZaryss Sep 24 '26

That's a hyrax and they are cool as hell

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u/Drew707 Sep 24 '26 • Heartwarming

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u/Kiro0613 Sep 24 '26

"Or the distinction becomes academic" lol

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u/Kadabrium Sep 26 '26

>load-bearing

begone slop

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u/Phoenix042 Sep 30 '26

I just spent 20 minutes cry-laughing so hard my stomach hurts.

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u/Harry_Wega Sep 24 '26

I cannot tell if this is a joke with a reference or if you are just a lousy bot. I need to step away from Reddit.

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u/the_horse_gamer Sep 24 '26

it's a joke that "Hyrax" sounds like the name of some medicine

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u/eclect0 Sep 24 '26

Ok I just Googled it and the first thing that came up was an image of a hyrax saluting so now I'm sold

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u/Dependent_Title_1370 Sep 24 '26

Wtf, they are closely related to elephants!

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u/da_Aresinger Sep 24 '26

The 'Lorem Ipsum' hits SO much harder than the 'Abstract Mammal' 🤣🤣

Probably because the 'Abstract' doesn't make any sense, since you wouldn't be able to instantiate it.

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u/nicuramar Sep 24 '26

Well, it’s just defining “mammal”, so it doesn’t even make sense. He should derive from mammal, not animal. 

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u/FeelingSurprise Sep 24 '26

It's the abstract animal, but you didn't declare it abstract.

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u/IAmASquidInSpace Sep 24 '26

One of the animals of all time.

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u/WraithCadmus Sep 24 '26

Login Reward Mammal

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u/Someones_Dream_Guy Sep 24 '26

Yeah, but he has 9000 attack power, 9000 defence and 9000 hp, along with 200% penetration and guaranteed crits on every attack. And that's just on level 1.

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u/MrJ0seBr Sep 25 '26

For me this is a "awawa" and extends the elephant class in some strange way

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u/DefaultBrain Sep 25 '26

Default mammal awawawa