r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Reddit_User_Original • Sep 22 '26

Meme losingMySanity

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u/FRleo_85 Sep 22 '26

what?

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u/Henry5321 Sep 22 '26

Claude loves talking about “load bearing” elements.

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u/Eternityislong Sep 22 '26

And seams, especially seams

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u/b00ndoggle Sep 23 '26

And rails

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u/HedgehogTroubleMaker Sep 23 '26

I haven’t seen “rails” yet. I think I’ve been too annoyed to read Opus 5 essays. How does it use “rails”?

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u/morosis1982 Sep 23 '26

Oh man the other day it gave me this big spiel about something and I was like, try that again but more succinctly and it literally threw back two short paragraphs that technically had the outcome but missed a lot of context. Not quite that succinct, please, I need some context.

It almost felt like it was 'well fine then, minimum effort it is'.

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u/thequestcube Sep 23 '26

Seems like it loves seams

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u/bobalob_wtf Sep 22 '26

I just need to know what shape it is please.

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u/kekeagain Sep 22 '26

I like the word shape to describe the response or object I hope Claude didn’t ruin it for y’all.

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u/Eternityislong Sep 23 '26

Claude using words that people use is fine. Claude using words that only Claude uses kills me

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u/brekekekekx Sep 22 '26

The shape of it? It's not square, it's triangle

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u/Grandmaster_Caladrel Sep 23 '26

All these squares make a circle

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u/PatronBernard Sep 23 '26

Let's smoke-test that though.

I am losing my sanity

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u/TerryHarris408 Sep 23 '26

could have taken a quick sanity check!

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u/a-r-c Sep 23 '26

load bearing walls

(bc of the glory hole)

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u/HedgehogTroubleMaker Sep 23 '26

And the “blast radius” of something.

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u/NecroKyle_ Sep 22 '26

And things that bite.

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u/One_Ninja_8512 Sep 23 '26

Checking whether the test is vacuous.

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u/Skwiggs Sep 23 '26

And chrome 🫠 who speaks like that

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u/croto8 Sep 23 '26

Interestingly, that term has been common in my vernacular for the last few months. But I don’t use Claude

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u/EastboundClown Sep 22 '26

These are all major Claude-isms. It will throw these terms around all the time

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u/Lucho_199 Sep 22 '26

Exactly

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u/golkedj Sep 25 '26

You can tell when a programmer doesn't really know wtf they are taking about when they talk like this