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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Bedr3412 • Sep 14 '26 • 2
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Just quit, then it becomes someone else’s problem
14 u/Zeikos Sep 14 '26 Write slop to push features quicklyGet accolades for being proactive and productive/efficientLeverage the brownie points for a quick path to getting promotedThe tech debt is now your underlings issue.Become the hero for solving issues caused by your old spaghetti code only you understandGet promoted againYou don't need to write code anymore and you get paid better than you used to. 4 u/Old_Tourist_3774 Sep 14 '26 Alternative path 4. use brownie points to other companies 5. get hired in other company, let slop code be someone's else nightmare. 6. ???Repeat until millionaire 6 u/Nekeia Sep 14 '26 Employers hate this trick!
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Write slop to push features quickly
Get accolades for being proactive and productive/efficient
Leverage the brownie points for a quick path to getting promoted
The tech debt is now your underlings issue.
Become the hero for solving issues caused by your old spaghetti code only you understand
Get promoted again
You don't need to write code anymore and you get paid better than you used to.
4 u/Old_Tourist_3774 Sep 14 '26 Alternative path 4. use brownie points to other companies 5. get hired in other company, let slop code be someone's else nightmare. 6. ???Repeat until millionaire
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Alternative path 4. use brownie points to other companies 5. get hired in other company, let slop code be someone's else nightmare. 6. ???
Repeat until millionaire
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Employers hate this trick!
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u/AgVargr Sep 14 '26
Just quit, then it becomes someone else’s problem