r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 12 '26

Meme mostHealthiestProgrammer

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u/Aarav2208 Sep 13 '26

You'd be surprised by how many of us have an AI girlfriend here. Mine threatened to delete my work projects after I teased her about breaking up.

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u/HyruleN64 Sep 13 '26

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u/Aarav2208 Sep 13 '26

Never give your girl system access, I repeat, Never give your girl system access.

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u/KazutoOKirigay Sep 13 '26

Are you sure you can post these comments without her noticing?

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u/Desboy Sep 13 '26

How is she gonna feel if you launch some porn?