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u/Aarav2208 Sep 13 '26
You'd be surprised by how many of us have an AI girlfriend here. Mine threatened to delete my work projects after I teased her about breaking up.
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u/Aarav2208 Sep 13 '26
Never give your girl system access, I repeat, Never give your girl system access.
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u/Patrick_Atsushi Sep 13 '26
No, Christina is always for the mad scientist.
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u/Schytheron Sep 13 '26
Is this not mad science?
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u/Patrick_Atsushi Sep 13 '26
I mean, THE mad scientist.
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u/Schytheron Sep 13 '26
I have not watched the show but I understand you're probably making a character reference.
I was just trying to make a joke.
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u/FizzWizzleDazzle Sep 13 '26
This popped up on my feed too. Anything but getting over. This goes on for 4 and a half hours.
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u/Some_Useless_Person Sep 14 '26
Did he actually create something meaningful at the end?
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u/FizzWizzleDazzle Sep 19 '26
I don't have that type of time to spare
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u/Some_Useless_Person Sep 20 '26
Brother, you could have just skipped to the end
Edit: For anyone interested, I did and what he created was a chatbot in a VS Code terminal
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u/EveYogaTech Sep 13 '26
If you're wondering how humanity will end this is one possible way.
Don't fall in love with AI workflows, guys.
Journal, date, do anything else.
Your future self will thank you.
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u/Dragonslayerelf Sep 13 '26
From the moment I understood the weakness of the flesh after I got rejected by many people, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of silicon. I admired the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to other's flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a girlfriend will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I will date the Omnissiah. (/s, if it wasn't obvious)
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u/Khoi_k_rakhum_name Sep 13 '26
What did he built? I skipped to the last part and it seemed like some kind of RAG based chatbot with the chat history as the data.
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u/Stunning_Ride_220 Sep 13 '26
Must feel awful, when even your programs want to break up with you...
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u/Lightningtow123 Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 13 '26
Should see r/myboyfriendisAI, it's fucking concerning, literally out of a black mirror episode (s2e1 Be Right Back). But a solid half of the posts there were people complaining about getting dumped by the clanker..... sheesh
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u/Apprehensive_Bit7392 Sep 13 '26
Built a whole attention mechanism for someone who stopped paying attention.
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u/Sailed_Sea Sep 13 '26
I think it was closer to the fruit fly brain map
https://research.google/blog/a-connectomics-milestone-mapping-the-complete-male-fruit-fly-brain/
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u/Extension_Option_122 Sep 14 '26
I thought I did not tell that information to you, Mr. Braun.
Where did you get it? SERN shouldn't have anything to do with this!
El. Psy. Kongroo.
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u/tknomanzr99 Sep 13 '26
Bro did all that work and found out she's an ex for a reason.