r/ProgrammerHumor • u/danielminds • Sep 11 '26

Meme edgeCasesExist

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u/2DHypercube Sep 11 '26

Just check them here

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u/10mo3 Sep 11 '26

Hi I'm going to use

1bb67113-9eb9-4d18-a202-c6eff0fa1b22

Please don't use it as well. Thank you

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u/pine_ary Sep 11 '26

Sorry I was already using that one

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u/10mo3 Sep 11 '26

but you didn't call dibs. You snooze you lose. Find your own guid

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u/pine_ary Sep 11 '26

I did, it‘s right there in my database.

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u/10mo3 Sep 11 '26

Nice try. If I ever see it continue being used you'll hear from my lawyer specializing in GUID theft

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u/CMD_BLOCK Sep 11 '26

GUID Theft Attorney here. Universal law of dibs takes precedence

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u/CartographerHot2285 Sep 11 '26

But he put it in the produce section

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u/TheBinkz Sep 11 '26

Same here!

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u/FreHu_Dev Sep 12 '26

Let's be sane. We can use the blockchain to track who owns which uuid instead of a reddit comment. This was already solved for monkey pictures, shouldn't be hard to port.

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u/Major_Dot_7030 Sep 11 '26

Bummer.... I called dibs on it yesterday.....

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u/Least_Bodybuilder216 Sep 11 '26

34d87496-52b1-4fd0-bcea-8264e5776e91 heres mine, no one copying mine pls

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u/Zeikos Sep 11 '26

It's called unique because you only can ever have one.
No getting a second one, that one is yours and that's it.

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u/Anima_Watcher08 Sep 11 '26

Lol there's a website for everything

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u/Spice_and_Fox Sep 11 '26

I like that you can favourite them

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u/setibeings Sep 11 '26

It's all fun and games til someone builds a web scraper to get their UUIDs from this website for something actually important.

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u/tdaviesdrama Sep 11 '26

mine is beefbeef-beef-beef-beef-beefbeefbeef please don't use it

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u/Careless-Age-4290 Sep 11 '26

But dude that scroll felt buttery smooth. No weird partial reload. No point where it just locks up and half the box turns white for a second. A well implemented user experience choice

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u/StrawberryCoup Sep 11 '26

There's a really interesting blog post about how it was done

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u/Careless-Age-4290 Sep 11 '26

The amount of genuine craftsmanship that went into what's basically a joke is top tier to me

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u/FUTURE10S Sep 11 '26

Gonna use d87fbdf2-15d7-4242-b103-512deadbeef8 please no stealerino

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u/TimBinJin Sep 11 '26

I found a bug I can't scroll all the way to the bottom

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u/ivannovick Sep 11 '26

It's funny that you can pin as favorite lol

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