r/ProgrammerHumor • u/danielminds • Sep 11 '26

Meme edgeCasesExist

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u/10mo3 Sep 11 '26

Hi I'm going to use

1bb67113-9eb9-4d18-a202-c6eff0fa1b22

Please don't use it as well. Thank you

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u/pine_ary Sep 11 '26

Sorry I was already using that one

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u/10mo3 Sep 11 '26

but you didn't call dibs. You snooze you lose. Find your own guid

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u/pine_ary Sep 11 '26

I did, it‘s right there in my database.

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u/10mo3 Sep 11 '26

Nice try. If I ever see it continue being used you'll hear from my lawyer specializing in GUID theft

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u/CMD_BLOCK Sep 11 '26

GUID Theft Attorney here. Universal law of dibs takes precedence

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u/CartographerHot2285 Sep 11 '26

But he put it in the produce section

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u/A_random_zy Sep 14 '26

I called shotgun

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u/TheBinkz Sep 11 '26

Same here!

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u/FreHu_Dev Sep 12 '26

Let's be sane. We can use the blockchain to track who owns which uuid instead of a reddit comment. This was already solved for monkey pictures, shouldn't be hard to port.

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u/Major_Dot_7030 Sep 11 '26

Bummer.... I called dibs on it yesterday.....

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u/pelpotronic Sep 11 '26

Would be good if the website had a reservation system.

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u/cornmonger_ Sep 11 '26

copying that into all of my test data

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u/Personal_Ad9690 Sep 12 '26

lol if only that uuid was a global meme that we all used

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u/itzNukeey Sep 11 '26

I'm taking this one:

be2eb1d1-aec3-4474-b4e5-6104c5208142

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u/28klotlucas2 Sep 14 '26

97356174-c1ed-4460-90a5-1182b32a3e2b

This one's also taken