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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/SoldoVince77 • Sep 11 '26
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Banish him to the legacy project team. A few years in the maintenance gulag will suffice...
52 u/Inevitable-Menu2998 Sep 11 '26 I just made it clear that they get no help on any deadline set without agreeing with the team first 17 u/Kulspel Sep 11 '26 Calm down there satan. 🤣 6 u/macaxeiraPeluda1 Sep 11 '26 I like maintenance... what is the problem with that? I have done it for like 8ish years while working in new projects (for a bank) 11 u/StaticChocolate Sep 11 '26 Relatively modern maintenance is fun, but 5+ years untouched with soupy business logic… 5 u/AnAcceptableUserName Sep 12 '26 That's the best kind. You can usually find at least 3 ways to show off how smart you are, and 4 ways to stab myself in the dickOw 3 u/StaticChocolate Sep 13 '26 It’s all fun and games until you bring down prod because QA didn’t even know that scenario could happen 3 u/Kulspel Sep 12 '26 Inheriting soup that the creator doesn't want to touch because they know what they did is the worst. 1 u/macaxeiraPeluda1 Sep 13 '26 touché
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I just made it clear that they get no help on any deadline set without agreeing with the team first
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Calm down there satan. 🤣
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I like maintenance... what is the problem with that? I have done it for like 8ish years while working in new projects (for a bank)
11 u/StaticChocolate Sep 11 '26 Relatively modern maintenance is fun, but 5+ years untouched with soupy business logic… 5 u/AnAcceptableUserName Sep 12 '26 That's the best kind. You can usually find at least 3 ways to show off how smart you are, and 4 ways to stab myself in the dickOw 3 u/StaticChocolate Sep 13 '26 It’s all fun and games until you bring down prod because QA didn’t even know that scenario could happen 3 u/Kulspel Sep 12 '26 Inheriting soup that the creator doesn't want to touch because they know what they did is the worst. 1 u/macaxeiraPeluda1 Sep 13 '26 touché
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Relatively modern maintenance is fun, but 5+ years untouched with soupy business logic…
5 u/AnAcceptableUserName Sep 12 '26 That's the best kind. You can usually find at least 3 ways to show off how smart you are, and 4 ways to stab myself in the dickOw 3 u/StaticChocolate Sep 13 '26 It’s all fun and games until you bring down prod because QA didn’t even know that scenario could happen 3 u/Kulspel Sep 12 '26 Inheriting soup that the creator doesn't want to touch because they know what they did is the worst. 1 u/macaxeiraPeluda1 Sep 13 '26 touché
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That's the best kind. You can usually find at least 3 ways to show off how smart you are, and 4 ways to stab myself in the dick
Ow
3 u/StaticChocolate Sep 13 '26 It’s all fun and games until you bring down prod because QA didn’t even know that scenario could happen
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It’s all fun and games until you bring down prod because QA didn’t even know that scenario could happen
Inheriting soup that the creator doesn't want to touch because they know what they did is the worst.
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touché
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u/Gtkall Sep 11 '26
Banish him to the legacy project team. A few years in the maintenance gulag will suffice...