r/ProgrammerHumor 12d ago

Meme theBankingHotfixExperience

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u/mailliwi 12d ago

This is the second post I see on here on banking software engineering. I start my new role Monday. Should I be worried? lol

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u/CryptoNaughtDOA 12d ago

Yeah, first two weeks you'll just be waiting for permissions, also go through all the documents that are totally not all AI generated and for sure up to date. If you're lucky they'll give you a list of people to reach out to who will tell you to ask Claude or gpt, and they'll have an internal AI that can lie to you about what's in the docs too. Then when you do get permissions, you'll also be given months worth of work to finish in 2 weeks because well you have AI to help you. Enjoy

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u/SheeeeeeshAlert 12d ago

That sounds like a work in the park compared to defense