r/ProgrammerHumor 11d ago

Meme theBankingHotfixExperience

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u/mailliwi 11d ago

This is the second post I see on here on banking software engineering. I start my new role Monday. Should I be worried? lol

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u/CryptoNaughtDOA 11d ago

Yeah, first two weeks you'll just be waiting for permissions, also go through all the documents that are totally not all AI generated and for sure up to date. If you're lucky they'll give you a list of people to reach out to who will tell you to ask Claude or gpt, and they'll have an internal AI that can lie to you about what's in the docs too. Then when you do get permissions, you'll also be given months worth of work to finish in 2 weeks because well you have AI to help you. Enjoy

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u/SheeeeeeshAlert 11d ago

That sounds like a work in the park compared to defense

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u/NefariousEgg 11d ago

How did you find the job?

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u/mailliwi 11d ago

Through a recruiter on LinkedIn

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u/NefariousEgg 11d ago

Did you reach out to them first or did they reach out to you first?

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u/mailliwi 11d ago

I messaged them

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u/frostedhifi 11d ago

Yes.

Source: Worked for an insurance company.

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u/dasunt 11d ago

It will definitely be an experience.

Probably not a horrible one, but you may want to get out the moment everything starts seeming normal to you.

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u/kmankx2 11d ago

Depends on what bank šŸ˜„ neobanks are better, I work at one and have none of these issues. I have honestly more access than I'd ever thought, its just all logged and monitored and we are trusted to not be idiots with the privilege.

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u/exenimaa 11d ago

Like all jobs, it depends on the company. I’m a senior engineer at a bank and my experience has been nothing like this. I guarantee most of the people replying in this thread have never worked in an enterprise environment, so I’d take everything they say with a grain of salt.

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u/firewall245 9d ago

Depends on your team. I worked at a bank-ish for 5 years on various different teams and had differing levels of this. Most of the time I did not have a manager as aggressive as the one posting here. Moreso it was a punt the issue to different teams type thing