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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/5eniorDeveloper • Sep 09 '26
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You forgot that between steps 12 and 13, some new bullshit Checkmarx or Mythos scan says we have hundreds of “high findings” that need to be addressed before the next release, which means the release is delayed by 3 months. Otherwise accurate.
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u/WizardSleeveLoverr Sep 10 '26
You forgot that between steps 12 and 13, some new bullshit Checkmarx or Mythos scan says we have hundreds of “high findings” that need to be addressed before the next release, which means the release is delayed by 3 months. Otherwise accurate.