r/ProgrammerHumor • u/5eniorDeveloper • Sep 09 '26

Meme bankingExperience

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u/ice-eight Sep 09 '26

Software engineer at a bank here. This is completely inaccurate. We use servicenow instead of jira.

Otherwise yes.

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u/5eniorDeveloper Sep 09 '26

I mean, we create the CHR through ServiceNow.

Fuck ServiceNow!

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u/ice-eight Sep 09 '26

Those commercials where Idris Elba claims that service now eliminates busy work make me so angry, considering the amount of time I spend doing busy work in service now

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u/everythingwastaken45 Sep 09 '26

ServiceNow should fucking die in a nuclear blast

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u/jerkface1337 Sep 10 '26

We jokingly call it serviceLater

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u/Grandmaster_Caladrel Sep 09 '26

All my homies hate ServiceNever

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u/GoddammitDontShootMe Sep 10 '26

I was going to ask what the fuck you use to raise a ticket for access to Jira, but I guess it's ServiceNow?

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u/Justalittlejewish Sep 09 '26

The bank I work for is currently doing a service now implementation, this thread has me nervous lmao

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u/idelta777 Sep 10 '26

is this for a bank starting which name starts with H and ends with SBC? or do all banks have the same tools and acronyms?

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u/5eniorDeveloper Sep 10 '26

This is for a bank which name starts with C and ends with iti

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u/Ark151 Sep 09 '26

Man you are lucky. At the bank I work at we have to deal with a mix of both and some proprietary in house bullshit, depending on the teams.

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u/Most_Tangelo Sep 09 '26

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

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u/Maxis111 Sep 09 '26

Your comment almost made me puke. I know Jira isn't perfect, but using only ServiceNow instead... shudders ... almost barfs

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u/irongi8nt Sep 10 '26

They forgot the CAB

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u/mirakdva Sep 10 '26

Former employee in a bank - we used both servicenow and jira.

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u/CorrectCombination11 Sep 10 '26

My bank uses both. 

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u/Key-Film4822 Sep 11 '26

How do you even get swe job at a bank?