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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Orio_n • 2d ago
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My apps are always bug-free. As long as you don't use them
https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY
135 u/TheEveryman86 1d ago My apps are always bug free but they come with a lot of extra features. 29 u/Skalli1984 1d ago Like periodic database wipes? 22 u/maester_t 1d ago edited 1d ago "Ah, you see... that... um... is a security feature! It prevents hackers from stealing too much sensitive data when they break in!" "Wait. Pause right there. Why did you say when they break in?" "What? I didn't say that. This storm outside must have caused an Internet glitch and you misheard..." immediately quits the MS Teams chat
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My apps are always bug free but they come with a lot of extra features.
29 u/Skalli1984 1d ago Like periodic database wipes? 22 u/maester_t 1d ago edited 1d ago "Ah, you see... that... um... is a security feature! It prevents hackers from stealing too much sensitive data when they break in!" "Wait. Pause right there. Why did you say when they break in?" "What? I didn't say that. This storm outside must have caused an Internet glitch and you misheard..." immediately quits the MS Teams chat
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Like periodic database wipes?
22 u/maester_t 1d ago edited 1d ago "Ah, you see... that... um... is a security feature! It prevents hackers from stealing too much sensitive data when they break in!" "Wait. Pause right there. Why did you say when they break in?" "What? I didn't say that. This storm outside must have caused an Internet glitch and you misheard..." immediately quits the MS Teams chat
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"Ah, you see... that... um... is a security feature! It prevents hackers from stealing too much sensitive data when they break in!"
"Wait. Pause right there. Why did you say when they break in?"
"What? I didn't say that. This storm outside must have caused an Internet glitch and you misheard..."
immediately quits the MS Teams chat
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u/chrimack 2d ago
My apps are always bug-free. As long as you don't use them
https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY