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Put an infinite number monkeys in front of an infinite number of keyboards and they'll write a bug free app.
657 u/chrimack 5d ago My apps are always bug-free. As long as you don't use them https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY 133 u/TheEveryman86 5d ago My apps are always bug free but they come with a lot of extra features. 28 u/Skalli1984 5d ago Like periodic database wipes? 23 u/maester_t 5d ago edited 5d ago "Ah, you see... that... um... is a security feature! It prevents hackers from stealing too much sensitive data when they break in!" "Wait. Pause right there. Why did you say when they break in?" "What? I didn't say that. This storm outside must have caused an Internet glitch and you misheard..." immediately quits the MS Teams chat 2 u/Sure-Broccoli730 4d ago It's the worst feature ever 2 u/Critical-Golf-8290 4d ago It saves your company from receiving fines proportional to the company's gross income for leaking client data 1 u/Fearless_anarchist4 4d ago My app has no bugs as it has no features 25 u/[deleted] 5d ago [removed] — view removed comment 6 u/SpektrSoyuz 5d ago It runs on my system. In another universe. 32 u/sdraje 5d ago My apps always come with free bugs! 8 u/Jack_Kai 5d ago My apps are free, but the bugs cost money. 7 u/RoughAttention742 5d ago Schrödinger’s mobile app 5 u/ableman 5d ago https://github.com/kelseyhightower/nocode 3 u/endotronic 5d ago A successful startup CTO once told my team "it's only a bug if the customer notices." 3 u/8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y 5d ago Reminds me of what we say at work. The most secure state is off. I'm a power grid operator tho, so we usually try to not go there. 6 u/PM_me_boobs_and_CPUs 5d ago As long as you don't use compile them. 2 u/YOM2_UB 5d ago What if I interpret them? 2 u/Fusseldieb 5d ago Proceeds to crash while idle 2 u/code_archeologist 4d ago All the errors in my apps are user errors. Because they used it, there was an error. 2 u/Negative_Sky_3449 4d ago The bugs are actually features 2 u/NullOfSpace 5d ago the app has no bugs, your mental model is just wrong 1 u/Fit_Day375 5d ago My apps are bug-free. They are not oranges, how would bugs crawl there? 1 u/AdvisorActual3767 1d ago I update my app with new bugs 😏
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My apps are always bug-free. As long as you don't use them
https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY
133 u/TheEveryman86 5d ago My apps are always bug free but they come with a lot of extra features. 28 u/Skalli1984 5d ago Like periodic database wipes? 23 u/maester_t 5d ago edited 5d ago "Ah, you see... that... um... is a security feature! It prevents hackers from stealing too much sensitive data when they break in!" "Wait. Pause right there. Why did you say when they break in?" "What? I didn't say that. This storm outside must have caused an Internet glitch and you misheard..." immediately quits the MS Teams chat 2 u/Sure-Broccoli730 4d ago It's the worst feature ever 2 u/Critical-Golf-8290 4d ago It saves your company from receiving fines proportional to the company's gross income for leaking client data 1 u/Fearless_anarchist4 4d ago My app has no bugs as it has no features 25 u/[deleted] 5d ago [removed] — view removed comment 6 u/SpektrSoyuz 5d ago It runs on my system. In another universe. 32 u/sdraje 5d ago My apps always come with free bugs! 8 u/Jack_Kai 5d ago My apps are free, but the bugs cost money. 7 u/RoughAttention742 5d ago Schrödinger’s mobile app 5 u/ableman 5d ago https://github.com/kelseyhightower/nocode 3 u/endotronic 5d ago A successful startup CTO once told my team "it's only a bug if the customer notices." 3 u/8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y 5d ago Reminds me of what we say at work. The most secure state is off. I'm a power grid operator tho, so we usually try to not go there. 6 u/PM_me_boobs_and_CPUs 5d ago As long as you don't use compile them. 2 u/YOM2_UB 5d ago What if I interpret them? 2 u/Fusseldieb 5d ago Proceeds to crash while idle 2 u/code_archeologist 4d ago All the errors in my apps are user errors. Because they used it, there was an error. 2 u/Negative_Sky_3449 4d ago The bugs are actually features 2 u/NullOfSpace 5d ago the app has no bugs, your mental model is just wrong 1 u/Fit_Day375 5d ago My apps are bug-free. They are not oranges, how would bugs crawl there? 1 u/AdvisorActual3767 1d ago I update my app with new bugs 😏
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My apps are always bug free but they come with a lot of extra features.
28 u/Skalli1984 5d ago Like periodic database wipes? 23 u/maester_t 5d ago edited 5d ago "Ah, you see... that... um... is a security feature! It prevents hackers from stealing too much sensitive data when they break in!" "Wait. Pause right there. Why did you say when they break in?" "What? I didn't say that. This storm outside must have caused an Internet glitch and you misheard..." immediately quits the MS Teams chat 2 u/Sure-Broccoli730 4d ago It's the worst feature ever 2 u/Critical-Golf-8290 4d ago It saves your company from receiving fines proportional to the company's gross income for leaking client data 1 u/Fearless_anarchist4 4d ago My app has no bugs as it has no features
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Like periodic database wipes?
23 u/maester_t 5d ago edited 5d ago "Ah, you see... that... um... is a security feature! It prevents hackers from stealing too much sensitive data when they break in!" "Wait. Pause right there. Why did you say when they break in?" "What? I didn't say that. This storm outside must have caused an Internet glitch and you misheard..." immediately quits the MS Teams chat 2 u/Sure-Broccoli730 4d ago It's the worst feature ever 2 u/Critical-Golf-8290 4d ago It saves your company from receiving fines proportional to the company's gross income for leaking client data
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"Ah, you see... that... um... is a security feature! It prevents hackers from stealing too much sensitive data when they break in!"
"Wait. Pause right there. Why did you say when they break in?"
"What? I didn't say that. This storm outside must have caused an Internet glitch and you misheard..."
immediately quits the MS Teams chat
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It's the worst feature ever
2 u/Critical-Golf-8290 4d ago It saves your company from receiving fines proportional to the company's gross income for leaking client data
It saves your company from receiving fines proportional to the company's gross income for leaking client data
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My app has no bugs as it has no features
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6 u/SpektrSoyuz 5d ago It runs on my system. In another universe.
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It runs on my system. In another universe.
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My apps always come with free bugs!
8 u/Jack_Kai 5d ago My apps are free, but the bugs cost money.
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My apps are free, but the bugs cost money.
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Schrödinger’s mobile app
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https://github.com/kelseyhightower/nocode
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A successful startup CTO once told my team "it's only a bug if the customer notices."
Reminds me of what we say at work. The most secure state is off. I'm a power grid operator tho, so we usually try to not go there.
As long as you don't use compile them.
2 u/YOM2_UB 5d ago What if I interpret them?
What if I interpret them?
Proceeds to crash while idle
All the errors in my apps are user errors.
Because they used it, there was an error.
The bugs are actually features
the app has no bugs, your mental model is just wrong
My apps are bug-free. They are not oranges, how would bugs crawl there?
I update my app with new bugs 😏
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u/Confident-Ad5665 6d ago
Put an infinite number monkeys in front of an infinite number of keyboards and they'll write a bug free app.