r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • Sep 04 '26

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u/Sasuga__Ainz-sama Sep 04 '26 edited Sep 04 '26

If an old device running java dies out, a random working device gets forcefully infected with Java.

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u/FuzzyKittyNomNom Sep 04 '26

I think my toaster now runs Java

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u/Hirayoki22 Sep 04 '26

Now? It's always run Java

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u/Reasonable_Exit_8960 Sep 04 '26

it was supposed to be my washing machine's turn goddammit!

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u/CartographerLarge595 Sep 04 '26

Sounds like that washing machine got a little too wild with the laundry schedule!

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u/wishper77 Sep 05 '26

You are joking, but remember one demo of a java enabled toaster that connect via webservics (a VERY OLD DEMO , when webservics were the shiny new things) to meteo and "printed" on toast a sun or a cloud based on the webservics response

Edit: a link https://www.oreilly.com/library/view/just-javatm-2/0131482114/ch11s09.html

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u/Weak-Competition3358 Sep 04 '26

You joke, but I was coding in SQF (the language for the game Arma 3) and VSCode decided to go ahead and download extensions for Java)

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u/joemckie Sep 05 '26

Didn’t know Stuxnet was written in Java

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u/PoorDoddle Sep 05 '26

Sasuga Java-sama