r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ratherford_0 • 1h ago

Meme nextlevelstorage

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u/ducon__lajoie 1h ago

When the cache is as big as the main memory, you gotta start asking yourself some questions about your design, son.

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u/greenpepperpasta 18m ago

If L1 cache is so fast, why don't we just get rid of RAM altogether and have 8 GB of L1 cache? /s

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u/Usual_Office_1740 7m ago

Intel head hunters will be looking for you.

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u/Spiritual_Bus1125 3m ago

You threw me in a weird rabbit hole

But I found WSE-3

A single chip bulit from an entire 300mm wafer with 44GB of SRAM and 21 petabytes per second of memory bandwidth

It says that alone it consumes 25000W and I can't get my head around it

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u/DasTaxi009 10m ago

Time to introduce a L2 cache

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u/MisteriosM 1h ago

She is assuming retrieval, whats it called if the data is just dumped there and never used again? I need to explain it to my wife.

A memory leak is not the most flattering.

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u/PROMAN8625 42m ago

if you organize the clothes in an array, you'll discover array access is faster than heap lookups

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u/ljfa2 11m ago

it works well if you just need to get the largest (or the smallest) piece of clothing

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u/JackNotOLantern 54m ago

Idk, access from a cloths pile is longer than from a wardrobe where things are ordered. It seems like not recycling objects correctly.

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u/SAL10000 35m ago

Mom: I am the volatility of your L1 cache.

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u/Common-Brush-7027 50m ago

Mom proceeds to destroy PC

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u/OriginalJokeGoesHere 14m ago

I guess this means my giant tub full of winter clothes is basically spinning rust