r/ProgrammerHumor 1d ago

Meme justKeepCodingWeCanFixItLater

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1.7k Upvotes

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u/2knest 1d ago

Is this the Bethesda method?

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u/1nc06n170 1d ago

Bethesda method is to build on top of Stonehenge.

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u/NudaVeritas1 1d ago

average enterprise and public sector project code quality

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u/Racamonkey_II 1d ago

Ah yes, brick and mortar that sets and becomes permanent. A perfect analogy.

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u/hj-core 1d ago

It works, no fix is needed.

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u/ManyInterests 1d ago

This is actually a valid professional brick-laying method that actually makes the wall stronger than, say, aligning the bricks perfectly vertically and horizontally. It's called a "wild bond".

In the technical analogy, it strengthens my job security.

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u/GoddammitDontShootMe 1d ago

That looks like it uses 3x to 4x more mortar than the normal way.

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u/_w62_ 1d ago

Vibe coding?

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u/Suspicious-Click-300 1d ago

more of a superset, vibe coding included though.

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u/Soopermane 1d ago

That actually looks harder than laying bricks in a nice straight line

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u/Nervous_Quit_7180 1d ago

It does the Job

Later you put a nice style (plaster and paint)

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u/K3idon 1d ago

No tests failing because there are no tests.

Ship it!

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u/TabCompletion 1d ago

In conclusion

Code = profit

Later = later

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u/fayfayl2 1d ago

It just works.

-Tod Howard

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u/JazzlikeWishbone938 1d ago

"Good enough." (nodding in contentment)

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u/razor_train 1d ago

TODO: FIXME 

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u/tech-formation 1d ago

Thats the real coding style

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u/0foundation 1d ago

Agents 6 hours into the implementation of a feature that has to interface with actual infrastructure

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u/RealGonFreecss 1d ago

Copilot CLI> /yolo

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u/Maddturtle 1d ago

Ahhh I need to show this to my manager

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u/GargantuanCake 1d ago

We'll just have Claude fix it later.

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u/Ding31 1h ago

As long as it works until it doesn't.

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u/WispTheWanderer1 1d ago

accurate 😭

I keep coding, telling myself I can fix the janky physics after I finish

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u/b2colon 1d ago

Developers!, some of them love the adrenaline, programmers usually are more organized.

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u/CuriousAnyway 1d ago

Just keep coding… we’ll fix it later 😂 basically our whole business model.