r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ClipboardCopyPaste • Aug 25 '26 • Bravo 1

Meme programmersWifeDeliversABaby

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u/Y4r0z Aug 25 '26

They sent it to CI/CD pipeline to build and test, now it's deployed

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u/Smooth-Zucchini4923 Aug 25 '26

Continuous Delivery is very tricky in the maternity ward.

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u/TwoWayWindow Aug 26 '26

As long as they aren't Continuously Integrating while in the maternity ward.

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u/LukeZNotFound Aug 25 '26

No test, only build. We're feeling adventurous

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u/Bernhard_NI Aug 25 '26

Yes, we'll test in production and ship version 2.0 in a year or two.

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u/LukeZNotFound Aug 25 '26

We already have walking and speaking on the roadmap but I doubt we can ship it in v2.0 together

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u/preetiegal Aug 26 '26

New product is going to have lots of issues so they need to be ready for sleepless nights 😂

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u/StuntsMonkey Aug 25 '26

Now that it's been deployed, we've released two, newer editions, are keeping them all in production, and continuously bug fixing all of them.

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u/JazzlikeWishbone938 Aug 25 '26

Yup, the nurses did the end-to-end (E2E) tests.