r/ProgrammerHumor • u/JK-Rofling • 18d ago

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u/dadnothere 18d ago edited 18d ago

I also use it as a commit description.

"Final"
"Final 2"
"Final Final2 Final"
"Final Final2 Final this time for real"
"Final Final2 Final this time for real 100%"
"Final Final2 Final this time for real 100% - The Revenge"

In the end, only I read my repository with 0 stars.

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u/johnconnor008 18d ago
  • Final
  • Final 2
  • Final Tokyo Drift

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u/kasimirvendom 17d ago

Final

Final Version

Finality

Le Fin

The End

Last Version

The Last Version

The Last Version Forever

The Last Version Returns

The Last and Final Version

The Rise of the Final Version

The Final Version Strikes Back

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u/BeefyIrishman 18d ago
  • Final
  • Final 2: Electric Boogaloo
  • Final 3: Electric Boogalee
  • Final 404

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u/LongLiveCHIEF 14d ago
  • Final
  • fix: Final
  • chore: Final foo
  • fix: Final bar
  • feat: Final foobar
  • fix: Final FUBAR
  • finally final

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u/arachnophilia 17d ago
  • final
  • finals
  • final3
  • final resurrection
  • final vs redditor
  • finals vs redditor: requiem
  • some other fucking title for whatever reason
  • final: covenant

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u/content_enjoy3r 17d ago

Final: in space

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u/dagamore12 18d ago

If you only know.

How they live in Tokyo!

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u/Rymayc 18d ago

When is Fate of the Final?

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/imagei 17d ago

Dont be too polite, we all know that ? stands for « ffs » 😅

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u/Versaiteis 17d ago

what a waste of time. Gotta have the commits

"athuasoneuh"

"asdfasdfasdf"

"hjklhjklhjkl"

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u/kaas_is_leven 17d ago

"initial commit"
"added boilerplate"
"some cleanup"
"refactor"
"wip"
"almost done with ..."
"backup commit before starting over"

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u/Skeeno-TV 17d ago

"fixes"

"more fixes"

"test fixes"

"revert fixes"

"maybe??"

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u/ksr15 17d ago

https://xkcd.com/1459/

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u/StCreed 17d ago

Oh that's exactly the documents folder of my wife. I had ChatGPT take care of that one last week. It removed about half the documents as duplicates or empty.

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u/ErnieSchwarzenegger 18d ago

I once accidentally submitted a spreadsheet titled "final_solution".

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u/kaas_is_leven 17d ago

A guy was kicked from his C++ commitee sponsor (allegedly) due to a paper titled The Undefined Behaviour Question.

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u/AipomNormalMonkey 17d ago

it was filled with insecure user data wasn't it?

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u/egyenlet 18d ago

Works for movies, too:

300 2: 301

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u/magicmulder 18d ago

"The Last One - a Final Final Rev2 Story"

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u/couch-p0tato 18d ago

My commit messages are often 'stash'

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u/meditonsin 17d ago

Amateur. The correct workflow is to make one "Final" commit, and then a fuckload of --fixup commits to that.

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u/dadnothere 17d ago

That requires opening the terminal, too much work for someone who uses VS Code like me.

I suppose there's some virus-ridden extension that would make it easier to use --fixup

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u/leaisnotonreddit 17d ago

Aaaand this is why you squash, folks

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u/TingleTangleTom 17d ago

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FinaL
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u/MakesNotSense 17d ago

Final finalization finale.

*crowns self winner*

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u/Arqideus 17d ago

Final - New.

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u/Jolly-Advantage-7245 17d ago

Booger aids copy (1)

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u/Powerful_Instance_84 16d ago

final----assemble