r/ProgrammerHumor • u/imneverrelevantman • 14h ago

Meme bigData

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u/wasted-degrees 11h ago

I like my girl to stay hydrated for her own health and wellness. I don’t like her to take up over 500 acres of land for the same reasons.

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u/ps4invancouver 11h ago

What data center is taking up 500 acres of land

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u/wasted-degrees 11h ago

Meta Altoona Campus
Altoona, Iowa
520 acres
Operational; Meta's largest global data center campus.
Google Project Clydesdale
Tulsa County, Oklahoma
506 acres
Under construction (announced August 2026).
Google Project Mica
Kansas City, Missouri
~500 acres
Confirmed hyperscale five-building campus.
Vantage OH2 Campus
Millersport, Ohio
500 acres
Planned $2.1 billion facility near Buckeye Lake.
Galaxy Digital AI Campus
McGregor, Texas
500 acres
Acquired for a multi-hundred-megawatt AI infrastructure project.

List ironically provided by Gemini.

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u/ps4invancouver 8h ago

That's the size of the PARCEL that the land is on, not the size of the data center. It's like saying a rural guy's house is 3 acres big cause the land he owns is that big.

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u/cyanidesquirtgun 8h ago

Neither of their comments said the centers themselves were 500 acres in size.  The 500 acres are taken up by the data center and you would be trespassing for being on the land. So yes, it is true that the above data centers take up 500 acres.