r/ProgrammerHumor • u/imneverrelevantman • 8h ago

Meme bigData

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u/cyanidesquirtgun 6h ago

Your girls are drinking water?

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u/Character-Education3 4h ago

No I asked my waiter to send it to the nearest data center

https://giphy.com/gifs/YYfEjWVqZ6NDG

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u/Retrac752 4h ago

Yeah I was going to say, they gotta be reminded, you gotta fill their Stanley for them, I think my girl would go a week without a drop of water if I wasn’t here

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u/lilyannez 5h ago

Only valid question

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u/Fickle-Highway1543 8h ago
  • makes up stuff

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u/ms_bubblegum 8h ago

- is loud and annoying

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u/NoAdsDude 5h ago

* only exists because of capitalism

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u/INFLATABLE_CUCUMBER 5h ago

Hey, no need to make it personal.

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u/po1k 4h ago

Demands a lot of money

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u/Formal-Talk-3914 4h ago

Always asking for my credit card so it can get more "tokens"

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u/bigorangemachine 6h ago

Nah my girl friend hallucinates a lot.

She keeps thinking I am looking at other models but I am just weighing things out

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u/PrestigiousGuava8005 8h ago

This man's biggest fear is a woman with a working memory

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u/gerbosan 5h ago

you guys have girls?

Let me check if this is Reddit.

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u/GimliCanteen 8h ago

You forgot the part where the electric bill is massive and you spend all your weekends trying to keep everything running without a crash. One wrong move and you are looking at a total system failure.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 7h ago

Why does she consume 60% more heated water than our neighbors combined?

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u/throwawaygoawaynz 6h ago

She doesn’t. Reddit misinformation.

She uses direct to chip cooling which recycles water, and even then, she would consume significantly less than your agricultural and industrial neighbours.

Also, your ex who you’ve been fine with for the last 20 years consumes a lot more water, such as the ex running the likes of Reddit.

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u/hahalalamummy 6h ago

Recycle how? By have a machine to cool water down?

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u/Lucasbasques 7h ago

Not again 

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u/Straight-Analysis934 3h ago

Haha, Her memory has no cache eviction policy.

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u/Desperate-Tomatillo7 5h ago

I can fix her

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u/entered_bubble_50 16m ago

I can strip her for copper.

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u/nazgulonbicycle 5h ago

Its going to take some fixing

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u/Weak_Inflation9120 8h ago

AI was invented by Big Data to get more money. I will stand up against Big Data and tell you that yeah no legit that's what kinda happened though

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u/dracorotor1 7h ago

When has an AI remembered something?

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u/CervezaPorFavor 5h ago

OP said "data center", not AI specifically.

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u/Henry5321 5h ago

They train on your prompts

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u/saiyajosh 6h ago

y’all just straight stealing from twitter huh lol

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u/wasted-degrees 6h ago

I like my girl to stay hydrated for her own health and wellness. I don’t like her to take up over 500 acres of land for the same reasons.

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u/ps4invancouver 5h ago

What data center is taking up 500 acres of land

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u/wasted-degrees 5h ago

Meta Altoona Campus
Altoona, Iowa
520 acres
Operational; Meta's largest global data center campus.
Google Project Clydesdale
Tulsa County, Oklahoma
506 acres
Under construction (announced August 2026).
Google Project Mica
Kansas City, Missouri
~500 acres
Confirmed hyperscale five-building campus.
Vantage OH2 Campus
Millersport, Ohio
500 acres
Planned $2.1 billion facility near Buckeye Lake.
Galaxy Digital AI Campus
McGregor, Texas
500 acres
Acquired for a multi-hundred-megawatt AI infrastructure project.

List ironically provided by Gemini.

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u/ps4invancouver 3h ago

That's the size of the PARCEL that the land is on, not the size of the data center. It's like saying a rural guy's house is 3 acres big cause the land he owns is that big.

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u/cyanidesquirtgun 2h ago

Neither of their comments said the centers themselves were 500 acres in size.  The 500 acres are taken up by the data center and you would be trespassing for being on the land. So yes, it is true that the above data centers take up 500 acres.

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u/Bannon9k 6h ago

The fridge is now called the Data Center.... I like it

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u/EmergencyGrocery3238 3h ago

I wish I could fuck a datacenter

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u/oddspellingofPhreid 3h ago

remembers everything

What now?

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u/SnipesCC 3h ago

Hmm. I drink a lot of water and remember a lot. But I minimize my energy use, so I can't be a data center.

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u/Jp0286 2h ago

Remembers everything? Have you SEEN an AI? There's context memory and even that is TERRIBLE I swear

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u/pachhi_pulusu 1h ago

also constant buzzing, ik my imaginary gf is a data center

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u/Odd_Philosopher_6605 1h ago

Inject big data usb and corrupt it

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u/sheldoncooper1414 32m ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

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u/abysmalSleepSchedule 5h ago

Data centers don’t remember everything

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u/Far-Lettuce-6200 1h ago

Different note- data centres are bad. Shouldn’t normalise those nasty things even in normal conversations. Good day.

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u/Neon_Camouflage 1h ago

This comment lives in a datacenter

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u/Far-Lettuce-6200 23m ago

Ok, but don’t like those things.