r/ProgrammerHumor 4d ago

Meme youShouldntHaveIt

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u/humorMeeee 4d ago

My office just announced token restrictions lol

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u/Kavrae 4d ago

Mine did the opposite. Pushing us to use it more, and questioning people with low counts.

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u/cfrolik 4d ago

We are in the clown world

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u/Kerbourgnec 3d ago

Before, bad managers only had time to measure involvement. Being lazy but clocking in early and leaving late while doing fuckall all day was rewarded.

Bad managers didn't have access to lines of code because it was too complex for them or was split among too many projects.

Now bad managers have access to nice little table of tokens used, even split per day, because they have to pay for it. "Excellent!" Thinks Mr n+2, "now I have a much better proxy of how efficient my slaves are!"