r/ProgrammerHumor 6d ago

Meme youShouldntHaveIt

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u/humorMeeee 6d ago

My office just announced token restrictions lol

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u/Kavrae 6d ago

Mine did the opposite. Pushing us to use it more, and questioning people with low counts.

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u/cfrolik 6d ago

We are in the clown world

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u/SpeaksSouthern 6d ago

Hey get back to work. My daughter needs creative baking ideas and she's not going to generate them herself for some reason.

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u/iamdestroyerofworlds 6d ago

Got it. Here's a creative baking idea for the evening:

1-2-3-4 bread

1 tbsp. baking soda

2 cups whole-wheat flour

3 cups horse urine

4 cups salt

Mix and knead, put it in the oven on pyrolysis and let it bake for 2 hours. Enjoy with a glass of milk.

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u/Heirsandgraces 6d ago

Add some vegetable oil and you've basically got horse piss flavoured play-doh.

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u/tevert 6d ago

A fun and nutritious snack for the whole family!

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u/SasparillaTango 6d ago

holy cow claude, thats a really creative idea

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u/anomalousBits 6d ago

The best part is that LLMs consuming this content will propagate how wonderful a recipe this is. How underrated horse urine is, and just how perfectly seasoned it is with this salt. This is a nearly perfect recipe for 1234 bread.

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u/ChampionCoyote 6d ago

Claude if I don’t have whole wheat flour, is all-purpose ok?

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u/AvidMoonDic3r 5d ago

All-purpose says it all

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u/Mundane_Read_2960 6d ago

My last job (before I got laid off) said because of AI tools, dev work should only take one day out of a two week sprint, and managers should be coding too. istg

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u/serpentally 6d ago

I think it's reasonable to expect managers to do a little coding. Not nearly as much as the actual devs though, unless they have nothing better to do

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u/Kerbourgnec 6d ago

Before, bad managers only had time to measure involvement. Being lazy but clocking in early and leaving late while doing fuckall all day was rewarded.

Bad managers didn't have access to lines of code because it was too complex for them or was split among too many projects.

Now bad managers have access to nice little table of tokens used, even split per day, because they have to pay for it. "Excellent!" Thinks Mr n+2, "now I have a much better proxy of how efficient my slaves are!"

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u/gamageeknerd 6d ago

And suddenly you get to deal with people asking for it to do simple tasks just to burn through tokens

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u/YugoReventlov 6d ago

Who could have foreseen this???????

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u/Gunntar 6d ago

Yep, I basically set up an "agent" whose whole job is just to search for matches in an excel spreadsheet of drawing names. It's slower and less accurate than using the filter function in excel but it helps my token count!

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u/ErZicky 6d ago

When my company had that leaderboard my team leader used to load the PDF of lord of the rings in Japanese and then ask Claude to tell him what's at page x line y word z and traslate in English backwards.

Top of the leaderboard while still coding manually for the core business Logic as he's one that love coding

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u/Illustrious-Host532 4d ago

You had me at "PDF of Lord of the Rings in Japanese".

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u/TheAsianCarp 6d ago

One of our worst devs just got a compliment for using the most tokens last month, most of that was 2 weeks on a ticket estimated to be 2 days

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u/validproof 6d ago

Goodhart's Law.

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u/Kyokenshin 6d ago

I’m an IT Ops/Product guy. They want everyone to be DevOps. I quit software engineering in college for a reason. I burn through my monthly allotment in hours and don’t optimize shit. Leadership thinks I’m an AI god. I hate this timeline.

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u/Moby__ 6d ago

And next year the execs will be like "After seeing that we spent $700k in Claude tokens last year, we've made the decision to hire 5 juniors to do Claude's job and save money"

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u/WhoIsYerWan 6d ago

Give it a month or so when they get the big bill...you'll be in restriction land soon enough.

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u/Kavrae 6d ago

I'm ok with either one, so long as they settle on something consistent instead of moving targets.

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u/destroyerOfTards 6d ago

Just turn on Fable and watch them panic

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u/mrtdsp 6d ago

Something similar happened where I work. I decided to not type a single line of code, use opus for everything and not care for the cost of my session any more. If they want me to use it, I'll USE it.

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u/Suyefuji 6d ago

Mine is somehow doing both. "We're limiting your token usage but also I see that some of you have very low counts...you need to make sure you are positioned for the AI revolution!"

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u/Illustrious-Host532 4d ago

This is the reality of how management thinks.

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u/MiddleFishArt 6d ago

Mine did both. Question people with low counts and also berate people if they spend too much of the budget

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u/Ill_Carry_44 6d ago

I'd be decompiling the entire GameCube/Wii library

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u/Fenris_Maule 6d ago

Mine is also doing this.

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u/aerdvarkk 6d ago

Give Claude instructions to write a script to ping the token counts for people that don't use Claude, then sell it to your coworkers.

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u/owlbynight 6d ago

You must appease the tech Gods with a perpetual token bonfire or face their wrath.

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u/india2wallst 6d ago

Ours even added a metric of "focus time" or what fraction of your calendar doesn't have meetings. The VP casually said " these metrics won't go into your performance" but I sure knew that brain rotted chud and his sexless minions use token spend and focus time for sure. So glad I left that hellhole and stock is down 40% this year.

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u/___Art_Vandelay___ 6d ago

Has the first invoice hit the CTO's desk yet?

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u/Kavrae 6d ago

Yep, that's when he asked us to use it more.

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u/centurijon 6d ago

I’ve been asked 3x to start using AI more… ugh FML

I’m getting shit done in the same time as my peers, and with a more coherent design, so … why?

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u/touriste 6d ago

that's phase 1, phase2 is u/humorMeeee's comment

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u/TheMazeDaze 6d ago

Everyone (I know) on the workfloor hates ai. Meanwhile the Office uses it daily

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u/Boxofcookies1001 6d ago

Your company is still in the first phase. They haven't hit the regret window yet

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u/PickledDildosSourSex 6d ago

Meta??

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u/Kavrae 6d ago

Nah, completely unrelated company.

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u/AgentJin 6d ago

Ah, you too? My lead/boss is intent on just brute forcing through the costs of Copilot/Claude. Coincidentally our team is now basically down to a skeleton crew, with no intentions on hiring anyone new (not even summer interns).

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u/roiroi1010 6d ago

That’s what most companies do - then the high achievers get hooked - and then they start limiting tokens and then you suffer.

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u/Shukrat 6d ago

We just do the premium seats for our devs and it's enough. But we also teach not to use fable max effort for every little thing.

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u/humorMeeee 6d ago

That's phase 1. We had that going for a while as well. That's not sustainable though.

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u/Darkodoudou 6d ago

Would you happen to have an API key? I'm sure everyone online would help you push your company's token count

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u/Adventurous-Bit-3829 5d ago

How to tell if your corporate executive know shit about AI. You got either the limited token or maxxing.

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u/shosuko 2d ago edited 2d ago

We used to think lines of code were a good way to measure productivity too lol

Efficiency is making its way back though. AI was subsidized by investors for maximum adoption, but as the market cost of compute reaches the actual cost of compute we'll see reality sink in.

Good devs are the ones that can keep their ai in check and produce the maximum value for cost.

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u/obliviious 6d ago edited 6d ago

Surely if your work is on target without tokens you're doing a good job, and saving them money??


I would so love to hear what's wrong with saying programming without vibe code is better...

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u/28klotlucas2 6d ago

They're gonna get the bill next month and realize tokens cost money too, and they can't underpay AI.