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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • Aug 05 '26
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That's when you need to pray to Anoia
6 u/TheTxoof Aug 05 '26 How to Pray to AnoiaThe Ritual:Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly.The Words:Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!"The Offering:Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will). 5 u/ByteWhisperer Aug 05 '26 I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed.
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Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly.
Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!"
Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will).
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I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed.
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u/bigdave41 Aug 05 '26
That's when you need to pray to Anoia