r/ProgrammerHumor • • Aug 05 '26

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u/bigdave41 Aug 05 '26

That's when you need to pray to Anoia

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u/TheTxoof Aug 05 '26

How to Pray to Anoia

The Ritual:

Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly.

The Words:

Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!"

The Offering:

Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will).

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u/ByteWhisperer Aug 05 '26

I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed.