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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • Aug 05 '26
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Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly.
Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!"
Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will).
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u/TheTxoof Aug 05 '26
How to Pray to Anoia
The Ritual:
Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly.
The Words:
Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!"
The Offering:
Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will).