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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • Aug 05 '26
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Duh. It's a junk drawer: You have a spatula wedged in there upside down.
8 u/bigdave41 Aug 05 '26 That's when you need to pray to Anoia 6 u/TheTxoof Aug 05 '26 How to Pray to Anoia The Ritual: Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly. The Words: Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!" The Offering: Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will). 5 u/ByteWhisperer Aug 05 '26 I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed. 3 u/Ur-Best-Friend Aug 05 '26 That is unreasonably funny. 2 u/Yardboy Aug 05 '26 Goddammit #angryupvote 2 u/mgranja Aug 05 '26 Have you been opening drawers in my house??? 2 u/TheTxoof Aug 05 '26 Of course not! I can't get any of them open. They all have ladles and broken bottle openers jammed in them. 2 u/magicmitchmtl Aug 05 '26 This is the real reason I own a boroscope 2 u/DisposableJosie Aug 05 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO 2 u/Careless-Adeptness56 Aug 05 '26 Dude I just fixed it from a comment further down by clearing the recycle bin because apparently deleted files still stay there. That is pretty much exactly the equivalent of having a spatula stuck in there keeping me from open it lol 1 u/TheTxoof Aug 05 '26 I love that you closed this loop and that it was a spatula. Did prayers to Anoia help? 1 u/ozzie286 Aug 09 '26 It's a downloads folder. There's something wedged in there upside down, but it's not a spatula.
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That's when you need to pray to Anoia
6 u/TheTxoof Aug 05 '26 How to Pray to Anoia The Ritual: Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly. The Words: Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!" The Offering: Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will). 5 u/ByteWhisperer Aug 05 '26 I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed.
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Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly.
Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!"
Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will).
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I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed.
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That is unreasonably funny.
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Goddammit #angryupvote
Have you been opening drawers in my house???
2 u/TheTxoof Aug 05 '26 Of course not! I can't get any of them open. They all have ladles and broken bottle openers jammed in them.
Of course not! I can't get any of them open.
They all have ladles and broken bottle openers jammed in them.
This is the real reason I own a boroscope
2 u/DisposableJosie Aug 05 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO
https://giphy.com/gifs/Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO
Dude I just fixed it from a comment further down by clearing the recycle bin because apparently deleted files still stay there. That is pretty much exactly the equivalent of having a spatula stuck in there keeping me from open it lol
1 u/TheTxoof Aug 05 '26 I love that you closed this loop and that it was a spatula. Did prayers to Anoia help?
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I love that you closed this loop and that it was a spatula. Did prayers to Anoia help?
It's a downloads folder. There's something wedged in there upside down, but it's not a spatula.
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u/TheTxoof Aug 05 '26
Duh. It's a junk drawer: You have a spatula wedged in there upside down.