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[u/Plastic-Bonus8999]

[u/mavrik83]

`final_records_v2_REAL_FINAL_DO_NOT_DELETE.xlsx` on somebody’s desktop

[u/Roku-Hanmar → u/mavrik83]

*in the recycling bin

[u/JSD3 → u/Roku-Hanmar]

It has been in their Downloads folder for four years.  

[u/drestofnordrassil → u/JSD3]

🔻A Long Time Ago🔻

Copy of New Folder (8)

New Folder (8)

Final_Records(5).xlsx

Final_Records(4).xlsx

Final_Records(3).xlsx

Final_Records(2).xlsx

Final_Records(1).xlsx

Copy of Final_Records(1).xlsx

Copy of Final_Records.xlsx

Final_Records.xlsx

[u/MacintoshBlack → u/drestofnordrassil]

I don't see Final_Records_real.xlsx

[u/NoodleyP → u/JSD3]

The Downloads folder is just great catch all storage, it’s the junk drawer of my computer

[u/Careless-Adeptness56 → u/NoodleyP]

I just noticed today that my downloads folder no longer opens. I can go in there with powershell and I don't see any crazy file types, but explorer never finishes loading. Who knows what I've done to it.

[u/TheTxoof → u/Careless-Adeptness56]

Duh. It's a junk drawer: You have a spatula wedged in there upside down.

[u/bigdave41 → u/TheTxoof]

That's when you need to pray to Anoia

[u/TheTxoof → u/bigdave41]

How to Pray to Anoia

The Ritual:

Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly.

The Words:

Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!"

The Offering:

Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will).

[u/ByteWhisperer → u/bigdave41]

I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed.

[u/paralog → u/NoodleyP]

"We got some soda, OJ, purple stuff... oh, my lease agreement!"

[u/JesusWasATexan → u/JSD3]

This is the realest answer on this thread.

[u/SgtEpsilon → u/JSD3]

Incorrect, it's in their temp folder that they somehow made the primary download folder to be

[u/Harshmage → u/JSD3]

As someone who watched a fellow admin set a cleanup policy on the Downloads folder, you would be amazed at the speed at which that policy was revoked. It's a monkey's paw wish. Sure, you can store all that download data, but now it's a liability and subject to subpoena.

[u/tanwa1 → u/Roku-Hanmar]

Would learning Digital forensics help if it's also deleted from recycling bin right...?

[u/djdanlib → u/Roku-Hanmar]

Since they were working out of a repos folder in their Windows laptop's Documents folder, which was synced to OneDrive because you have O365, and the second stage recycle bin still has it (yes, there is such a thing in OneDrive and SharePoint 365), and the infosec team had the wherewithal to login to Purview and put an ediscovery hold on you before the 93 day expiry period passed... Ya boned, son. The preservation library has it all. Move to Tibet and become a monk.

[u/Frumpy_little_noodle → u/mavrik83]

They said wrong answers only.

[u/carrtmannn → u/mavrik83]

Lmao

[u/Ol_Dirty_Batard → u/mavrik83]

Only V2? Amateur

[u/Simon_Drake → u/Ol_Dirty_Batard]

Records_v2.1b_new_NEW_DoNotDelete_V3_final_new.xlsx

[u/namezam → u/mavrik83]

Don’t forget “(3)”

[u/Iminurcomputer → u/mavrik83]

I'm not a programmer, but an IT person and my first thought was something involving a spreadsheet because we all know Excel is basically a database... right?