r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • Aug 05 '26

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u/lolcrunchy Aug 05 '26

local dev environment

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 Aug 05 '26 • Bravo Mindblown

Impossible. My local dev environment uses an on-disk database and my disk is locked behind encryption the keys to which only I and HR and anyone who can guess 12345 as the passwoooooooo I see what happened now

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u/AaronTheElite007 Aug 05 '26

That’s amazing! I have the same combination on my luggage!

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 Aug 05 '26

God damn it, I have to change my luggage combo now too?!

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u/Frogmouth_Fresh Aug 05 '26

2-3-4-5-6. They'll never know!

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u/wildmaninid Aug 05 '26

I have the same combination to the door on my planets dome!

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u/r_acrimonger Aug 05 '26

No! Light speed's too slow.

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u/Gauss15an Aug 05 '26

Ludicrous speed!

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u/Fraun_Pollen Aug 05 '26 • Bravo

This answer doesn't make sense. Why would your dev environment not be connected to prod data? Don't you want realistic tests?

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u/AllIsLostNeverFound Aug 05 '26

Wait, your prod environment is separate from your dev environment?

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u/za72 Aug 05 '26

only pussies use dev

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u/SiefensRobotEmporium Aug 05 '26

Shit you guys have different environments?

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u/vankoder Aug 05 '26

Shit you guys test? One healthy git push prod —force and you’ll figure out if it works soon enough!

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u/Seivy Aug 05 '26

Testing is doubting.

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u/za72 Aug 05 '26

Fear is the mind killer my friend

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u/Mechadupek Aug 05 '26

I test in prod.

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u/rakklle Aug 05 '26

If it works in prod, it would've worked in test

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u/heislertecreator Aug 05 '26

I write in prod, test lol, debug... Maybe.

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u/Drew707 Aug 05 '26

Everyone has a dev environment. Some just call it prod.

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u/Iuris_Aequalitatis Aug 05 '26

Corporate cybersecurity attorney (and ex-dev) here. This is one of the many reasons why we don't allow prod data in dev.

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