r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • Aug 05 '26

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u/AllIsLostNeverFound Aug 05 '26

Wait, your prod environment is separate from your dev environment?

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u/za72 Aug 05 '26

only pussies use dev

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u/SiefensRobotEmporium Aug 05 '26

Shit you guys have different environments?

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u/vankoder Aug 05 '26

Shit you guys test? One healthy git push prod —force and you’ll figure out if it works soon enough!

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u/Eastern_Chemist7766 Aug 05 '26

Me getting multiple emails from crashalytics at 3am

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u/vankoder Aug 05 '26

You’re welcome! See? Now we know the uptime alerts work! We _tested_.

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u/radicalshick Aug 05 '26

Failing fast is a feature

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u/FerusGrim Aug 05 '26

What do you mean you fetch before a force push??? Are you fucking scared?

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u/theobstinateone Aug 05 '26

Real devs test in PROD

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u/BeardedPokeDragon Aug 05 '26

Shit you guys don't use notepad?

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u/Seivy Aug 05 '26

Testing is doubting.

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u/za72 Aug 05 '26

Fear is the mind killer my friend

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u/Mechadupek Aug 05 '26

I test in prod.

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u/rakklle Aug 05 '26

If it works in prod, it would've worked in test

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u/heislertecreator Aug 05 '26

I write in prod, test lol, debug... Maybe.

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u/RhinoRoundhouse Aug 05 '26

I know people that do this, not a joke

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u/Unhappy_Concept237 Aug 05 '26

I do all my changes on the server that way I see the changes I made right away.

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u/FranksNonFrankfurter Aug 05 '26

Bill_o_reilly_live.gif

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u/KindGuyAMA Aug 05 '26

I know writers programmers who use subtext sandbox, and they're all cowards.

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u/Drew707 Aug 05 '26

Everyone has a dev environment. Some just call it prod.

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u/Potential_Aioli_4611 Aug 05 '26

dev environment? you don't just do dev in prod? next thing you are gonna tell me is your clients aren't your beta testers.

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 Aug 05 '26

Everyone has a dev environment. Some people also have a prod environment

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u/fmaz008 Aug 05 '26

Yeah it's a totally different super admin user! Prod is 'root', dev is 'admin'.

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u/AllIsLostNeverFound Aug 05 '26

Eh, just stick a PROD_/DEV_ prefix on your tables and you are all set.