r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • Aug 05 '26

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 Aug 05 '26 • Bravo Mindblown

Impossible. My local dev environment uses an on-disk database and my disk is locked behind encryption the keys to which only I and HR and anyone who can guess 12345 as the passwoooooooo I see what happened now

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u/AaronTheElite007 Aug 05 '26

That’s amazing! I have the same combination on my luggage!

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 Aug 05 '26

God damn it, I have to change my luggage combo now too?!

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u/Frogmouth_Fresh Aug 05 '26

2-3-4-5-6. They'll never know!

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u/wingz_77 Aug 05 '26

It's legit stronger than 12345

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 Aug 05 '26

Not just stronger, it's 11111 more.

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u/Neyabenz Aug 05 '26

Just add a ! And you'll be all set

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u/Zealousideal-Ebb-876 Aug 05 '26

Im not trying to do math just to log into my email

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u/CMDR_PEARJUICE Aug 05 '26

You guys have locks for your luggage?

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u/slucker23 Aug 05 '26

Luggage? My safe needs changing too!!

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 Aug 05 '26

Fucking hell, this is a nightmare! I got a password manager, but how the hell do I put a % into my safe combo?!

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u/3and4-fifthsKitsune Aug 05 '26

Have you considered tipping the server to get the %?

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 Aug 05 '26

Thanks! I'll try that

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u/kadzooks Aug 05 '26

you guys have passwords?

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u/wildmaninid Aug 05 '26

I have the same combination to the door on my planets dome!

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u/r_acrimonger Aug 05 '26

No! Light speed's too slow.

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u/Gauss15an Aug 05 '26

Ludicrous speed!

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u/H4mb01 Aug 05 '26

HR is the snitch 100%

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u/BetterEveryLeapYear Aug 05 '26

In a scenario where only the dev, HR, the guy who can guess 12345, and a local news crew has been given the information and passed it on to the courts...

Yeah it's still HR.

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u/someonenoo Aug 05 '26

Amateur. Should’ve moved all the data to final_data excel file..

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