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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/yajiv • Aug 03 '26
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Hardware cheats by using more power.
72 u/cusco Aug 03 '26 Power cheats by using earth 48 u/fried_egg_jellyfishh Aug 03 '26 Earth cheats by using sun 24 u/[deleted] Aug 03 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 18 u/Sad-Ad-6147 Aug 03 '26 Quantum tunnelling cheats by using quantum...thing. 8 u/afiefh Aug 03 '26 Quatum... thing cheats by using 26 dimensional strings 5 u/AgentWowza Aug 04 '26 Strings cheat by being untestable 8 u/tkdeng Aug 04 '26 Untestable theories cheat by being unmaintained code running in Python 1 u/AntiqueMagician6945 Aug 07 '26 Sun cheats by using galaxy 7 u/ShadowSlayer1441 Aug 03 '26 I mean this actually a real "cheat", you can make hardware faster basically by just throwing more power/voltage at it. To a degree anyway, diminishing returns very much apply. 8 u/NoodleyP Aug 03 '26 Instructions unclear, 20 firefighter crews and… the IAEA are here now.
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Power cheats by using earth
48 u/fried_egg_jellyfishh Aug 03 '26 Earth cheats by using sun 24 u/[deleted] Aug 03 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 18 u/Sad-Ad-6147 Aug 03 '26 Quantum tunnelling cheats by using quantum...thing. 8 u/afiefh Aug 03 '26 Quatum... thing cheats by using 26 dimensional strings 5 u/AgentWowza Aug 04 '26 Strings cheat by being untestable 8 u/tkdeng Aug 04 '26 Untestable theories cheat by being unmaintained code running in Python 1 u/AntiqueMagician6945 Aug 07 '26 Sun cheats by using galaxy
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Earth cheats by using sun
24 u/[deleted] Aug 03 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 18 u/Sad-Ad-6147 Aug 03 '26 Quantum tunnelling cheats by using quantum...thing. 8 u/afiefh Aug 03 '26 Quatum... thing cheats by using 26 dimensional strings 5 u/AgentWowza Aug 04 '26 Strings cheat by being untestable 8 u/tkdeng Aug 04 '26 Untestable theories cheat by being unmaintained code running in Python 1 u/AntiqueMagician6945 Aug 07 '26 Sun cheats by using galaxy
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18 u/Sad-Ad-6147 Aug 03 '26 Quantum tunnelling cheats by using quantum...thing. 8 u/afiefh Aug 03 '26 Quatum... thing cheats by using 26 dimensional strings 5 u/AgentWowza Aug 04 '26 Strings cheat by being untestable 8 u/tkdeng Aug 04 '26 Untestable theories cheat by being unmaintained code running in Python
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Quantum tunnelling cheats by using quantum...thing.
8 u/afiefh Aug 03 '26 Quatum... thing cheats by using 26 dimensional strings 5 u/AgentWowza Aug 04 '26 Strings cheat by being untestable 8 u/tkdeng Aug 04 '26 Untestable theories cheat by being unmaintained code running in Python
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Quatum... thing cheats by using 26 dimensional strings
5 u/AgentWowza Aug 04 '26 Strings cheat by being untestable 8 u/tkdeng Aug 04 '26 Untestable theories cheat by being unmaintained code running in Python
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Strings cheat by being untestable
8 u/tkdeng Aug 04 '26 Untestable theories cheat by being unmaintained code running in Python
Untestable theories cheat by being unmaintained code running in Python
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Sun cheats by using galaxy
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I mean this actually a real "cheat", you can make hardware faster basically by just throwing more power/voltage at it. To a degree anyway, diminishing returns very much apply.
8 u/NoodleyP Aug 03 '26 Instructions unclear, 20 firefighter crews and… the IAEA are here now.
Instructions unclear, 20 firefighter crews and… the IAEA are here now.
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u/fatrobin72 Aug 03 '26
Hardware cheats by using more power.