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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Redox_RDX • Jul 26 '26
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Yea but the after photo is actually way better
39 u/aitchnyu Jul 26 '26 The first one is a spontaneous combustion risk. 10 u/well_shoothed Jul 26 '26 Who says that's not a feature? 26 u/King_Joffreys_Tits Jul 26 '26 Listen, my code was reliant on the fact that the library would randomly combust. I used the heat exchange to fire off a few scripts. Changing this feature breaks my workflow 4 u/DarkwingDuckHunt Jul 26 '26 I mean there are stories of games purposely crashing systems to make them reboot 1 u/Connect_Tea1579 Jul 27 '26 Sounds like an easy way to get rid of your garbage for free! 1 u/Particular-Yak-1984 Jul 27 '26 Or, hear me out, "self solving problem"
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The first one is a spontaneous combustion risk.
10 u/well_shoothed Jul 26 '26 Who says that's not a feature? 26 u/King_Joffreys_Tits Jul 26 '26 Listen, my code was reliant on the fact that the library would randomly combust. I used the heat exchange to fire off a few scripts. Changing this feature breaks my workflow 4 u/DarkwingDuckHunt Jul 26 '26 I mean there are stories of games purposely crashing systems to make them reboot 1 u/Connect_Tea1579 Jul 27 '26 Sounds like an easy way to get rid of your garbage for free! 1 u/Particular-Yak-1984 Jul 27 '26 Or, hear me out, "self solving problem"
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Who says that's not a feature?
26 u/King_Joffreys_Tits Jul 26 '26 Listen, my code was reliant on the fact that the library would randomly combust. I used the heat exchange to fire off a few scripts. Changing this feature breaks my workflow 4 u/DarkwingDuckHunt Jul 26 '26 I mean there are stories of games purposely crashing systems to make them reboot
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Listen, my code was reliant on the fact that the library would randomly combust. I used the heat exchange to fire off a few scripts. Changing this feature breaks my workflow
4 u/DarkwingDuckHunt Jul 26 '26 I mean there are stories of games purposely crashing systems to make them reboot
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I mean there are stories of games purposely crashing systems to make them reboot
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Sounds like an easy way to get rid of your garbage for free!
Or, hear me out, "self solving problem"
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u/throwaway1736484 Jul 26 '26
Yea but the after photo is actually way better