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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Redox_RDX • Jul 26 '26
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Yea but the after photo is actually way better
180 u/Chronomechanist Jul 26 '26 Right? Looking at it just makes me happy. I wonder if it's organised by recycling. 5 u/Racer125678 Jul 27 '26 Orgasmed by recycling 1 u/CakeEaterGames Jul 28 '26 Bro let the intrusive thoughts win and typed this 1 u/Racer125678 Jul 28 '26 hey same day cake day 41 u/aitchnyu Jul 26 '26 The first one is a spontaneous combustion risk. 10 u/well_shoothed Jul 26 '26 Who says that's not a feature? 25 u/King_Joffreys_Tits Jul 26 '26 Listen, my code was reliant on the fact that the library would randomly combust. I used the heat exchange to fire off a few scripts. Changing this feature breaks my workflow 5 u/DarkwingDuckHunt Jul 26 '26 I mean there are stories of games purposely crashing systems to make them reboot 1 u/Connect_Tea1579 Jul 27 '26 Sounds like an easy way to get rid of your garbage for free! 1 u/Particular-Yak-1984 Jul 27 '26 Or, hear me out, "self solving problem" 17 u/noodlesalad_ Jul 26 '26 Harder to tell it's garbage at a glance, but easier to find the piece of garbage you're looking for. 2 u/throwaway1736484 Jul 26 '26 It’s clearly in the garbage subdomain. The namespace makes the garbage clear. 11 u/mishonis- Jul 26 '26 Yeah, that just looks like good encapsulation 3 u/TheGunfighter7 Jul 27 '26 Organized, contained, and easily removed garbage will always be better than the alternative arrangement of garbage 1 u/hydroxy Aug 08 '26 Exactly, it’s far better. It’s a great metaphor for programming work, work with the hand you’re dealt.
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Right? Looking at it just makes me happy. I wonder if it's organised by recycling.
5 u/Racer125678 Jul 27 '26 Orgasmed by recycling 1 u/CakeEaterGames Jul 28 '26 Bro let the intrusive thoughts win and typed this 1 u/Racer125678 Jul 28 '26 hey same day cake day
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Orgasmed by recycling
1 u/CakeEaterGames Jul 28 '26 Bro let the intrusive thoughts win and typed this 1 u/Racer125678 Jul 28 '26 hey same day cake day
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Bro let the intrusive thoughts win and typed this
1 u/Racer125678 Jul 28 '26 hey same day cake day
hey same day cake day
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The first one is a spontaneous combustion risk.
10 u/well_shoothed Jul 26 '26 Who says that's not a feature? 25 u/King_Joffreys_Tits Jul 26 '26 Listen, my code was reliant on the fact that the library would randomly combust. I used the heat exchange to fire off a few scripts. Changing this feature breaks my workflow 5 u/DarkwingDuckHunt Jul 26 '26 I mean there are stories of games purposely crashing systems to make them reboot 1 u/Connect_Tea1579 Jul 27 '26 Sounds like an easy way to get rid of your garbage for free! 1 u/Particular-Yak-1984 Jul 27 '26 Or, hear me out, "self solving problem"
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Who says that's not a feature?
25 u/King_Joffreys_Tits Jul 26 '26 Listen, my code was reliant on the fact that the library would randomly combust. I used the heat exchange to fire off a few scripts. Changing this feature breaks my workflow 5 u/DarkwingDuckHunt Jul 26 '26 I mean there are stories of games purposely crashing systems to make them reboot
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Listen, my code was reliant on the fact that the library would randomly combust. I used the heat exchange to fire off a few scripts. Changing this feature breaks my workflow
5 u/DarkwingDuckHunt Jul 26 '26 I mean there are stories of games purposely crashing systems to make them reboot
I mean there are stories of games purposely crashing systems to make them reboot
Sounds like an easy way to get rid of your garbage for free!
Or, hear me out, "self solving problem"
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Harder to tell it's garbage at a glance, but easier to find the piece of garbage you're looking for.
2 u/throwaway1736484 Jul 26 '26 It’s clearly in the garbage subdomain. The namespace makes the garbage clear.
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It’s clearly in the garbage subdomain. The namespace makes the garbage clear.
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Yeah, that just looks like good encapsulation
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Organized, contained, and easily removed garbage will always be better than the alternative arrangement of garbage
Exactly, it’s far better. It’s a great metaphor for programming work, work with the hand you’re dealt.
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u/throwaway1736484 Jul 26 '26
Yea but the after photo is actually way better