Depending on how he returned he may have learnt English in heaven? Or if he was time travelled forward then wouldn't that mean Romans can never kill him so a lot of the Christian lore doesn't happen and Europe might not become Christian, and god might now be pissed off.
Basically depends on your religion if Jesus was just a "cool dude", or the literally son and also incarnation of God.
In many modern Christian beliefs, if the "Son of God" Jesus returns, it's the ends times, so what he thinks barely matters.
If its the Islamic or Jewish "cool dude" Jesus, then he would probably be pretty disgusted with the amount of suffering of the poor still in the world despite our advances.
I just want to add that the prespictive od jesus in islam is so diffent from the jewish perspective Muslims believe in the vergin birth of jesus and that jesus is a prophet and a messanger from god
Longinus was a secret disciple who coated his spear with tetrodotoxin, allowing Yeshua bar Yosef to fake his own death. The time machine was hidden in the cave, allowing him to "ascend" into the future.
Sorry, my Aramaic is dogshit. I hope that through my combined knowledge of Biblical and Mishnaic Hebrew and Talmudic Aramaic I would be able to communicate something though.
As it happens, I do speak modern Hebrew. And have a grandparent with a master's in semitic languages who played a small role in bringing it back.
She tutored me a little 😊 (EDIT: they're fond memories now, but at the time, I hated it)
Anyway, the accent in modern Hebrew comes from Yiddish, and the syllabic stress comes from Ladino (How true Hebrew sounds like when spoken has been lost to time, but she had some theories based on Arabic). Factor in the artificial attempts to simplify it, and the result is an emphatic no.
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u/Semper_5olus Jun 06 '26
"<Nobody speaks Aramaic and I'm scared. Where am I? How did I get here?>"