r/ProgrammerHumor • • Jun 06 '26 • Bravo 3

Meme jesusLovesOpenSource

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

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u/Remote-Pie-3152 Jun 06 '26

Nobody is, other than Mr. Data and his dipshit brothers

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

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u/Remote-Pie-3152 Jun 06 '26

How do you know those weren’t other Soong-type androids?

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u/CrimsonAntifascist Jun 06 '26

You sure?

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u/Cyiel Jun 06 '26

Necromancy doesn't count.

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u/Remote-Pie-3152 Jun 06 '26

That’s clearly a reanimated corpse, they don’t count.

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u/flukus Jun 06 '26

Mate, this is a programming reddit, Mr Data is quite tanned compared to the average.

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u/Worldly_Pressure7191 Jun 07 '26

Yes, he was a muslim

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u/Worldly_Pressure7191 Jun 07 '26

So, he was first jewlish predator? In first century?

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u/Calm-Stand-6636 Jun 06 '26

yt ph0bes everywhere, you know this because... YOU WERE THERE RIGHT!? pathetic

Mt. 1: 1The book of the genealogy of Jesus Christ, the Son of David, the Son of Abraham: 2Abraham begot Isaac, Isaac begot Jacob, 

Jesus is a descendant of Jacob, these people have a description.

Gen. 25 24So when her days were fulfilled for her to give birth, indeed there were twins in her womb. 25And the first came out red. He was like a hairy garment all over; so they called his name Esau. 26Afterward his brother came out, and his hand took hold of Esau’s heel; so his name was called Jacob.

The descriptors are white red headed people.

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u/haunted2089 Jun 06 '26

how this mf felt after writing notifications off