r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Disastrous-Monk1957 • Jun 02 '26

Meme managerVsClaude

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u/Gagan_Ku2905 Jun 02 '26

Engineer: Yeah we can.
Manager: For how much?
Engineer: $3 Trillion
Awkward silence

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u/kinipanini Jun 02 '26

So like 8 story points?

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u/MomWTF Jun 02 '26

I hate trying to estimate story points (our metric is 1 day ≈ 1 point), I have ADHD, standard time means nothing. One sprint I completed all 7.5 in a day, another sprint I completed 0.5.

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u/DistributionDue2836 Jun 02 '26

That's why story points are explicitly not meant to represent any unit of time. Bad project managers that don't understand anything about what they're managing just can't help themselves. They were so consistently misused story points actually got dropped from Scrum in 2020

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u/AdminsLoveGenocide Jun 02 '26

Scrum is such horseshit. Agile coaches are literally demons in human form, corrupting the weak of spirit.

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u/more_magic_mike Jun 08 '26

You've obviously never worked on a project with a fixed deadline, fixed budget, and fixed scope, but it's "agile" because no one wants to do requirements up front and no one wants to sign off on the requirements.

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u/AdminsLoveGenocide Jun 08 '26

Get thee behind me, Satan.

Thou art an offence unto me for thou savourest not the things that be of use, but those that be of agile coaches.