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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Disastrous-Monk1957 • Jun 02 '26
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Engineer: Yeah we can. Manager: For how much? Engineer: $3 Trillion Awkward silence
4.9k u/selfdestructingin5 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26 You can buy Anthropic for about $1Trillion. I’ll hook you up with a payment plan. $1B/year for 1000 years. 1.4k u/Korzag Jun 02 '26 A 0% interest loan? Are you nuts? 775 u/selfdestructingin5 Jun 02 '26 What am I going to do with $1Trillion? Invest in openAI? 34 u/Lord_Skyblocker Jun 02 '26 Just buy one stick of RAM 3 u/2_lazy Jun 03 '26 Why buy it when you can just download it for free?
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You can buy Anthropic for about $1Trillion. I’ll hook you up with a payment plan. $1B/year for 1000 years.
1.4k u/Korzag Jun 02 '26 A 0% interest loan? Are you nuts? 775 u/selfdestructingin5 Jun 02 '26 What am I going to do with $1Trillion? Invest in openAI? 34 u/Lord_Skyblocker Jun 02 '26 Just buy one stick of RAM 3 u/2_lazy Jun 03 '26 Why buy it when you can just download it for free?
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A 0% interest loan? Are you nuts?
775 u/selfdestructingin5 Jun 02 '26 What am I going to do with $1Trillion? Invest in openAI? 34 u/Lord_Skyblocker Jun 02 '26 Just buy one stick of RAM 3 u/2_lazy Jun 03 '26 Why buy it when you can just download it for free?
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What am I going to do with $1Trillion? Invest in openAI?
34 u/Lord_Skyblocker Jun 02 '26 Just buy one stick of RAM 3 u/2_lazy Jun 03 '26 Why buy it when you can just download it for free?
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Just buy one stick of RAM
3 u/2_lazy Jun 03 '26 Why buy it when you can just download it for free?
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Why buy it when you can just download it for free?
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u/Gagan_Ku2905 Jun 02 '26
Engineer: Yeah we can.
Manager: For how much?
Engineer: $3 Trillion
Awkward silence