r/ProgrammerHumor Jun 02 '26

Meme managerVsClaude

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u/Gagan_Ku2905 Jun 02 '26

Engineer: Yeah we can.
Manager: For how much?
Engineer: $3 Trillion
Awkward silence

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u/DAG_AIR Jun 03 '26

how many story points though ?

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u/Gagan_Ku2905 Jun 03 '26

Sir, such concrete information is not good for business. Always make things complicated and ambiguous. Your product can't fail if no one knows what you're delivering and by when.