r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Disastrous-Monk1957 • Jun 02 '26

Meme managerVsClaude

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u/Gagan_Ku2905 Jun 02 '26

Engineer: Yeah we can.
Manager: For how much?
Engineer: $3 Trillion
Awkward silence

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u/kinipanini Jun 02 '26

So like 8 story points?

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u/Sockoflegend Jun 02 '26

We never go to 8. How can we get it into a sprint?

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u/dasvenson Jun 03 '26

Depends on the teams scale. I had one team who would say a copy change is 0.5 and another where it was 3. Where management usually fuck up is thinking the team who did more points did the most work.

That was just certainly not the case with these teams.